Top 65 Cowboy Jokes

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Cowboys have held a place in the American mind. We think of them as roaming the West. However, they can also be funny. With that in mind, check out the top 65 cowboy jokes.

#65 – 60. Cowboy Jokes

65. Q: Which side of a cowboy has scruffy hair? A: Theoutside.

64. How do you catch a tame horse? Tame way!

63. Q: What do cowboys put on their pancakes? A: Log Cabin syrup

62. Q: What do you call a cowboy who teaches acting class? A: A stage coach.

61. Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.

60. Q: What is as big as a cowboy but weighs nothing? A: Hisshadow.

#59 – 50. Cowboy Jokes

59. Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

58. Q: What was the name of the frog cowboy? A: Hopalong Cassidy

57. Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.

56. Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he’d been lookin for love in all the wrong places.

55. Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.

54. Q: What basketball team do the cowboys root for? A: The Spurs.

53. Q: Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job on the ranch? A: He couldn’t keep his calves together!

52. Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat? A: Time to get a new cowboy hat!

51. Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

50. Q: What was the cowboy’s reply when he was accused ofpassing gas in the stage coach? A: Darn Tootin’

#49 – 40. Cowboy Jokes

49. Q: Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? A: He wanted to get a long little doggy.

48. Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat? A: T-Tex

47. Q: Why don’t cowboys shoo the flies buzzing around them? A: It’s easier to let them go bare foot.

46. Q: What was the artistic cowboy really good at? A: Drawing.

45. Q. What’s the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.

44. Q: Who wrote the book “Talk Like a Cowboy?” A: Hal D. Yall.

43. Q: Who do the Cowboy zombies battle every season? A: The DEADskins.

42. Q: How did the cowboy become so rich? A: His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.

41. Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

40. Q: What’s the name of the store where cowboys buy theirclothes? A: Ranch dressin’

#39 – 30. Cowboy Jokes

39. Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? So he could shoot his mouth off!

38. Q: Where do cowboys feed their herd lunch? A: The calf-eteria.

37. Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.

36. What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.

35. Q: What’s the first cowboy rule of filling up a canteen? A: Always go upstream from the herd.

34. Q: How did the cowboy know his cattle were behind him without looking? A: He herd them.

33. Q: How did the cowboy get to the hockey game? A: On a Zam-pony

32. Q: How did the cowboy get to the hockey game? A: On a Zam-pony

31. Q: How do cowboys get a cow to keep quiet? A: Press the moooote button.

30. Q: What zen life lesson do cowboys teach their cows? A:Try to turn the udder cheek and moooove on.

#29 – 20. Cowboy Jokes

29. Q: What does cowboys make when the sun comes up? A. Shadows.

28. Q: What do they call cowboy Santa? A: The jolly rancher

27. Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?  A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

26. Why did the cowboy’s car stop? It had Injun trouble!

25. Q: Where do cowboys cook their chili? A: On the range.

24. Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger… nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

23. Q: What do cowboys put on their salads? A: Ranch dressing.

22. Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? A: Because he rode the range.

21. Q: How do cowboys keep their cattle calm? A: Play them relaxing moooosic.

20. Q: Why did the cowboy get so many laughs? A: Because hewas always horsing around!

#19 – 10. Cowboy Jokes

19. Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?  A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.

18. Q: What did the cowboy say to the artist? A: Draw, pardner.

17. How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it!

16. Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse’s name is Friday!

15. Why did the cowboy ride his horse? It was too heavy to carry!

14. Why did the cowboy thief take a bath before every stickup? He wanted to make a clean getaway!

13. Why did the cowboy keep his horse in a barn? To give it a stable environment!

12. Q: Where do cowboys go to think things over? A: The ponder-osa.

11. Q: Which Hollywood cowboy could always start a campfire? A: Flint Eastwood

10. Q: What did the cowboys think about the campfire? A:They gave it GLOWING reviews.

#9 – 1. Cowboy Jokes

9. Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away? A: Doggone!

8. Q: Why did the cowboy make a bed out of straw? A: To feed his night mares.

7. Q: Where were the cowboys driving their cattle to? A: Upstate Moo York.

6. Q: What lesson did the cowboy teach all of his children? A: Never squat with your spurs on.

5. What is the definition of “derange”? De place where de cowboys ride.

4. Q: What can cowboy’s catch if a wild horse sneezes on them? A: Bronc-itis

3. Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday & ride away only three days later on Friday? A: His horse’s name was Friday!

2. Q: How did the cowboy burn his chaps? A: From riding on the range.

1.Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!

Ideas for the top 65 Cowboy jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Fun Kids Jokes – Cowboy Joke^[2]10 Top Best – Top 10 Best Cowboy Joke^[3]Unijokes – The best cowboy joke