Top 68 Video Games Jokes

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Almost everyone’s childhood was filled with plenty of video games. With that in mind, check out the top 68 video games jokes.

#68 – 60. Video Games Jokes

68. I met my gamer boyfriend while we were playing online. It was love at first site.

67. What’s the difference between playing Pokemon Go and going to Comic Con? At Comic Con you can catch a real life pokemon.

66. I absolutely love the new update on Minecraft. It’s groundbreaking.

65. PS4 got injured and XBOX ONE is calling the ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

64. What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? 2 Fast 2 Curious.

63. My friend can’t decide what video game system to get for Christmas…Nobody can console him.

62. Me and my boyfriend were completely in love, but we just couldn’t be together. We were not on the same level.

61. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short.

60. I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom

#59 – 50. Video Games Jokes

59. Gamers only like one type of fish – Cod.

58. My girlfriend told me our relationship was over because I was spending too much time playing games. I think it may have been my Destiny 2 break up with her.

57. I went to see the Minecraft movie. It was a total block buster.

56. TIL that in most video games it’s better to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons Because that way you don’t have to worry about Fall damage

55. What Do People and Video Game Consoles Have in Common? No one can agree on which generation is the best.

54. A botanist was playing Minecraft, and had to become a math teacher. He needed to calculate the cubic root.

53. You can always find out when a party is for a gamer by the number of streamers.

52. If Beyblade’s were a video game the final boss would be a garbage disposal

51. I tried to go to a bar in Minecraft. The bartender wouldn’t let me order a drink, he said they don’t serve miners.

50. How does Steve stay in shape? He runs around the BLOCK.

#49 – 40. Video Games Jokes

49. What did Lara eat for dinner? Croft Macaroni and Cheese.

48. What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis? “You know, everyone always tells me that I’m a bit better than you.”

47. What do you call a Minecraft celebration? A block party.

46. I’m working on a video game where you go back in time and kill Adam and Eve it’s going to be the first ever First Person Shooter.

45. Did you hear about the Minecraft movie? It’s going to be a BLOCKbuster.

44. In 2019 if you were unemployed and stayed home all day playing video games, you were a lazy bum. In 2020 this would make you a responsible adult.

43. Gamers don’t take hot showers. They like to take steamy ones.

42. My mom asked a man if playing video games caused real life health effects. He said yes, and she asked how he knew. He told her he had a hunch.

41. I knew a guy who was a terrible gamer. His name was Ezekiel.

40. What did Steve say to the Zombie? Do you want a PIECE of me?

#39 – 30. Video Games Jokes

39. Garbage men are the best team mates. They’re used to carrying trash.

38. What did Princess Zelda eat for breakfast? A sausage Link.

37. Once you play online for over 10 hours, you are taken to a webpage of video game puns. It’s a site for sore eyes.

36. Why is a Jedi knight never lonely? Because the force is always with him.

35. What is Sonic the Hedgehog’s favorite season? Spring.

34. How do you get a Bulbasaur on a bus? You poke ’em on!

33. Why did Sony hire Justin Timberlake to fix the Playstation Network? Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!

32. Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!

31. I hate when people react when they play games and get told they “can’t go any further.” Seriously, it’s like they think it’s the end of the world.

30. What are the 3 R’s? Retry, Restart, and Respawn.

#29 – 20. Video Games Jokes

29. There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT more tea bagging.

28. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go? He said “Wynaut”

27. My friend was so angry when he lost at the video game we were playing, that he smashed up his keyboard. He definitely lost Control.

26. What’s prince zukos favorite video game? Dishonored

25. Is your Xbox 360 running? Yes? Well you better go catch it!.

24. How do you cure Hunger in Minecraft? Three Square Meals.

23. What game do you play after eating Taco Bell? Fartnite.

22. Why do you watch people play video games that you could play yourself? Said the sports fan.

21. What’s 10 Blocks Long and has never had sex? The line for the new Call of Duty game.

20. Who’s faster, Sonic the hedgehog or a Japanese bullet train? A bullet train of course, Sonic doesn’t actually exist.

#19 – 10. Video Games Jokes

19. What does Sonic use to knock on a door? Knuckles.

18. Why do they call it the PS4? Because there are only 4 games worth playing!

17. Hey, have you heard of the person who got dumped over playing too much video games? That’s such a trivial thing to Fallout 4.

16. What do you say when you lose a nintendo game? I want a wii-match!

15. I didn’t want to play with my friend on Minecraft, so I blocked him.

14. Why did Mario cross the road? Because he couldn’t find the warp zone!

13. I’ll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent! wait….

12. Asked my French friend if he played any video games He said “wii”

11. My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.

10. Gamers and famous musicians have one complaint in common. The fans are way too noisy.

#9 – 1. Video Games Jokes

9. What do you call a friend that doesn’t let you play a video game? A control freak.

8. I broke up with my video game console, now it’s my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

7. Do you hear about the man who died playing an erotic video game? He had his final fantasy.

6. I knew a pro gamer who started testing politics simulator games. He was a pro-tester.

5. What does a guy with erectile dysfunction and the Playstation Network have in common? They both have trouble getting things back up!

4. I’m planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one…It’s going to be a game changer….

3. My gamer friend was eating pasta while he was playing. He shouted, “Spaghottem boys!”

2. Why is great to have garbage men as my video game teammates? They are used to carrying trash.

1. Why did Dante refuse to cut up onions and put them in his PS3? He was afraid the “Devil May Cry”.

Ideas for the top 68 video games jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Jokes4Us – Video game joke^[2]upjoke – video game joke^[3]kidadl – 55 Best Gaming Puns To Console Yourself