The Top 69 Spring Break Jokes and Puns

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Spring Break is a time to finally get a little bit of sun and fun after a long and cold winter. With that in mind, check out the top 69 Spring Break jokes and puns.

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#69 – 60. Spring Break Jokes

69. The college kids call it spring “break.” Their parents, however, call it spring “broke.”

68. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” — Unknown

67. Why do spring-breakers always run around naked? They haven’t figured out how buttons and zippers work yet.

66. “Shake your palm palms.” — Unknown

65. “Aloha beaches.” — Unknown

64. Spring break is when the nation’s breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly.

63. “Wish you were beer.” — Unknown

62. “Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” — Unknown

61. “Seas the day!” — Unknown

60. “Single and ready to flamingle.” — Unknown

#59 – 50. Spring Break Jokes

59. “Resting beach face.” — Unknown

58. “You can’t have a narrow mind and a think passport.” — Unknown

57. “Will you mer-make me a piña colada?” — Unknown

56. “Spring break? Alpaca my bags!” — Unknown

55. Spring break – that’s when kids go wild someplace other than school.

54. “Time to be nauti.” — Unknown

53. Spring break – that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida and relax.

52. Spring break is when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run.

51. Thousands of college kids head south to vacation on a shoestring. Or at least that’s what they wear on the beach.

50. “Gotta spring break out those sunnies!” — Unknown

#49 – 40. Spring Break Jokes

49. “You had me at merlot.” — Unknown

48. “Champagne mamí.” — Unknown

47. “Water you doing?” — Unknown

46. Why do spring-breakers not like blond jokes? They always have to find a blond to explain them.

45. Spring break is when the nation’s college kids demonstrate to the world how much they’ve learned.

44. “Where my beaches at?” — Unknown

43. How do you tell the difference between a regular tourist and a spring-breaker? A regular tourist will not be found in the morning upside down stoned in a trash can with his pants missing and one of his socks over his genitals (usually).

42. “In desperate need of vitamin sea.” — Unknown

41. “The snacks on my flight were a little plane.” — Unknown

40. “Don’t be crabby on spring break!” — Unknown

#39 – 30. Spring Break Jokes

39. “Sip, sip hooray!” — Unknown

38. Why do spring-breakers use snowboards that are rounded at both ends? Because they don’t know if they are coming or going.

37. “Keep palm and carry on.” — Unknown

36. Did you hear about the special type of DUI that the police issue at Spring Break?

35. Spring break is that annual ritual when college kids flock to the beach, get drunk, and try to swim upstream.

34. “Water you doing this spring break?” — Unknown

33. “Let’s not taco bout it.” — Unknown

32. “I’m trying to escape my hostel atmosphere.” — Unknown

31. “Whale you be mine?” — Unknown

30. “Hope you have a (beach) ball!” — Unknown

#29 – 20. Spring Break Jokes

29. Why does Bud beer always sell so well at Spring Break? Spring-breakers can’t pronounce Heineken.

28. “We shore are going to have a great time!” — Unknown

27. “Beach you guessed it. You was right.” — Unknown

26. How does a female college student explain to her dad that she is pregnant four months after coming home from Spring Break? “He told me is was a condom. How was I to know it was the plastic bag from the wine bottle?”

25. “Brew-nicorn.” — Unknown

24. “Catch flights, not feelings.” — Unknown

23. What do you call twins on Spring Break? A good reason for legalizing abortions.

22. “Pitcher perfect.” — Unknown

21. “Shell we dance?” — Unknown

20. Did you hear about the spring-breaker who had a brain bruise? He sat down too hard.