Top 82 Flirt Jokes

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Perhaps you like to flirt. Maybe you aren’t that good at it. Don’t worry, we got you covered. Check out the top 82 flirt jokes that are bound to get anyone to fall for you.

#82 – 80. Flirt Jokes

82. Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

81. Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

80. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

#79 – 70. Flirt Jokes

79. You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

78. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

77. You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

76. You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.

75. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

74. Do you work for Domino’s? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.

73. Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

72. My name is John but you can call me tonight.

71. You’re sweeter than 3.14

70. Mami you on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.

#69 – 60. Flirt Jokes

69. I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

68. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

67. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

66. Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.

65. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

64. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

63. If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

62. I hear you are good with puzzles, how about helping me out with this one (___) ___-____

61. You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.

60. “When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”

#59 – 50. Flirt Jokes

59. Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

58. If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.

57. “Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”

56. Every function without you will always be void of love.

55. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

54. Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.

53. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

52. If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy.

51. Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

50. Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.

#49 – 40. Flirt Jokes

49. Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

48. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

47. You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

46. Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

45. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you

44. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

43. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

42. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

41. Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

40. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type!

#39 – 30. Flirt Jokes

39. We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

38. Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off,

37. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

36. You have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen.

35. “Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.”

34. Hey baby, there’s an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

33. “Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?” (What?) “You know your name and number!”

32. You’re more special than relativity.

31. You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.

30. “Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”

#29 – 20. Flirt Jokes

29. How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

28. I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.

27. What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

26. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

25. “Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”

24. Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

23. Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

22. I feel so tired every time I meet you… Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes I can’t find the way out.

21. I didn’t know angels could fly so low.

20. Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

#19 – 10. Flirt Jokes

19. Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

18. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan.

17. You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!

16. A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”. I happily replied “Yes”. She took away the extra chair in front of me.

15. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

14. Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

13. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right!

12. I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

11. “Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.”

10. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

#9 – 1. Flirt Jokes

9. If kissing is spreading germs…. What do you think if we start the epidemic?

8. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

7. Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

6. It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

5. Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.

4. Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

3. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

2. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

1.You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Ideas for the top 82 flirt jokes came from the following sources.^[1]SuperJokes – Flirt Joke^[2]OneLineFun – Flirty one liners^[3]Jokes4Us – Flirty Pick Up Lines