Top 84 Corny Pick Up Lines
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Picking up someone is never easy. You always are wondering what you should say. Sometimes the best way to go about it is by being silly. With that in mind, check out the top 84 corny pick up lines.
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#84 – 80. Corny Pick Up Lines
84. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
83. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
82. Hi, my name’s Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
81. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you.
80. If you were a triangle, you’d be a acute one.
#79 – 70. Corny Pick Up Lines
79. You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
78. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
77. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
76. You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.
75. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
74. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
73. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
72. You look a lot like my next soul mate.
71. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
70. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
#69 – 60. Corny Pick Up Lines
69. Do you like this shirt? Thanks, it’s made out of boyfriend/girlfriend material.
68. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
67. You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
66. You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
65. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited.
64. Are you a keyboard? Because you sure are my type.
63. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
62. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
61. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
60. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tail’s I’m yours.
#59 – 50. Corny Pick Up Lines
59. Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
58. There’s side view, rear view and you know what else? I loview.
57. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
56. Hey, do you happen to have a Bandaid? I scraped my knee up pretty bad when I fell for you.
55. Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
54. You must have the power to change gravity because you knocked me off my feet.
53. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
52. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker. I think I’ve just found one.
51. Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I’ll slam you until sunrise.
50. I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked past.
#49 – 40. Corny Pick Up Lines
49. Your daddy must be a drug dealer because you’re dope.
48. If you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
47. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
46. Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
45. Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
44. You breathe oxygen, too? We have so much in common.
43. Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world!
42. Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
41. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
40. Let’s plant a garden to put our tulips together!
#39 – 30. Corny Pick Up Lines
39. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
38. Your ass is so nice, it’s a shame you have to sit on it.
37. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
36. There’s something wrong with my phone…It doesn’t have your number in it.
35. You make me wanna clean up my room.
34. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
33. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
32. Do you have any raisins? (No) How about a date?
31. I’ll nickname you bannana because I find you a-peeling.
30. Do you live in a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.
#29 – 20. Corny Pick Up Lines
29. If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair.
28. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
27. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
26. Do you use Waze? I need to find the fastest route to your heart.
25. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
24. Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else.
23. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
22. Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
21. They say that Disney World is “the happiest place on earth”. They’ve obviously never been in your arms.
20. Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you’re precious.
#19 – 10. Corny Pick Up Lines
19. Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
18. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
17. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
16. Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
15. My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
14. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
13. Can you be the Harley Quinn to my Joker, cause I like em’ crazy!
12. We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.
11. I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?
10. Are you a hurricane? Because you’re blowing me away.
#9 – 1. Corny Pick Up Lines
9. You raise my dopamine levels.
8. Even if you had 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere.
7. If you were steak, you’d be well done.
6. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
5. I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
4. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
2. If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
1.You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Ideas for the top 84 corny pick up lines come from the following sources.[1]Pickup-lines.net – Cheesy Pick Up Lines[2]The Date Mix – The 100 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines to Make You Laugh and Cringe[3]LaffGaff – The Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines
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