20 Ridiculous Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (But Also Laugh)
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These 20 ridiculous dad jokes are the epitome of cheesy humor, with puns and wordplay that will have you rolling your eyes and chuckling at the same time. There’s nothing quite like a good dad joke to make you groan and laugh at the same time. Whether you’re a dad looking for some new jokes to share with your kids or just someone who appreciates a good pun, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, get ready to groan and laugh with these 20 ridiculous dad jokes that are sure to brighten up your day.
#20 – 11. Ridiculous Dad Jokes
20. “I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.”
19. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
18. “I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.”
17. “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.”
16. “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
15. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.”
14. “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.”
13.”Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.”
12.”Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up the pants.”
11. “Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.”
#10 – 1. Ridiculous Dad Jokes
10. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.”
9. “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.”
8. “Why did the janitor quit his job? He just didn’t have the sweep for it.”
7. “Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.”
6. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
5. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.”
4. “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.”
3. “Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.”
2. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
1. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
