Top 45 USA Jokes
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America is one of the most influential countries in history. With that in mind, check out the top 45 USA jokes.
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#45 – 40. USA Jokes
45. What did Delaware? I daho!
44. What do you call the hippie’s wife? Mississippi!
43. Why did the New Yorkers speak slowly to Southerners? Because they wanted to give them the chance to catch up.
42. Come on, what did Delaware? Al-aska!
41. What is the smartest state? Alabama, it has four A’s and one B!
40. What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car? A pink carnation!
#39 – 30. USA Jokes
39. What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry? Washing-ton!
38. What happens when fog lifts in southern California? UCLA!
37. Why did the man get arrested for shooting a sick bald eagle? Because it’s ill-eagle.
36. What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
35. How was the airport security in Los Angeles? Quite LAX.
34. What is the capital of Alaska? Oh, Juneau this one!
33. Why are there no more minerals on the West Coast? Because they Oregon.
32. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? Yes, it cracked me up!
31. What fruit do Californians hate? STRAWberry.
30. Which country and jazz instrument does Donald Trump like to play? A Trump-et.
#29 – 20. USA Jokes
29. What is the capital of Washington? W!
28. Why does my friend spend one quarter of his time playing American Football and another 25% playing Piano? He’s a Quarterbach.
27. Well, what did Delaware? Her New Jersey!
26. What did Tennessee see that left it speechless? The same thing Arkansas.
25. What did Delaware for the football match? Her New Jersey.
24. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
23. What would you call the USA if everyone lived in their cars? An incarnation!
22. In what US state can you find tiny drinks? Mini-soda!
21. What do a beach and an American beer have in common? They’re both close to water!
20. What dance was very popular in 1776? Indepen-dance!
#19 – 10. USA Jokes
19. Why are there no Xbox or PCs in Pennsylvania? Because it’s always Sony in Philadelphia.
18. Why can’t a woman living in the U.S. be buried in Canada? Because she’s still alive!
17. What do you find in the middle of nowhere? The letter “h”!
16. Why haven’t Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms? Because they don’t want mass confusion!
15. Why did the President ban the sale of shredded cheese? Because he wants to make America grate again.
14. What did Biggie say after looking at the map of the United States? “Where Brooklyn At!?”
13. What were the famous last words of the redneck stuntman? “Hold my beer and watch it!”
12. Why does the Mississippi river see so well? Because it has 4 eyes!
11. Why was there no trace of electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? Something was Amish.
10. What did one US flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved!
#9 – 1. USA Jokes
9. Where did the vampire get school supplies for his son? Pennsylvania.
8. What US state is round on the ends and high in the middle? Ohio!
7. Why are there hardly any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
6. What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty? Keep in torch!
5. What did the Atlantan rap duo who did hip hop covers of Queen songs call themselves? Bohemian Rap City.
4. What rock group has four guys who don’t sing? Mount Rushmore!
3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
2. Why is everybody in Canada a lot cooler than the USA? Because of their winter.
1. What happened to the American who went to the hospital with a broken leg? He went broke.
Ideas for the top 45 USA jokes come from the following sources.[1]enchanted learning – USA Joke and Riddles[2]Jokes for Kids – Funny Usa joke[3]kidadl – 80+ Best Country Jokes That Are Out Of This World
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