Top 101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock jokes are some of the easiest jokes that you can make. In fact, kids all around the world say them all the time. Even though knock knock jokes are so easy to say, they are some of the funniest ones. Check out below for the top 101 funny knock knock jokes of all time!
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#101 – 90. Knock Knock Jokes
101. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
99. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
96. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
92. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
91. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
#89 – 80. Knock Knock Jokes
89. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
85. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
84. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
83. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
82. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
#79 – 70. Knock Knock Jokes
79. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
77. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
75. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
73. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
71. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
#69 – 60. Knock Knock Jokes
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
68. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I smell mop.
I smell mop who?
Ew.
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
66. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s revolting.
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
64. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
62. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
60. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
#59 – 50. Knock Knock Jokes
59. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
57. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke.
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
53. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.
52. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom every time?
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
#49 – 40. Knock Knock Jokes
49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
46. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
44. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
43. Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
42. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
#39 – 30. Knock Knock Jokes
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
That’s impossible.
Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
30. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
*Remains silent*
#29 – 20. Knock Knock Jokes
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use askin’ when you can just open.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
26. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
24. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
22. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ through.
#19 – 10. Knock Knock Jokes
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock! Knock!
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get through to you.
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
16. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
14. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in?
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Art Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
#9 – 1. Knock Knock Jokes
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
7. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out or what?
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Ideas for the top 101 funny knock knock joke were taken from the following sources.[1]Thought Catalog – 40 Ridiculous ‘Knock Knock’ Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand[2]Reader’s Digest – Knock-Knock Jokes[3]funology – Knock Knock Joke
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