Top 101 Funny Pick Up Lines

101. Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.

100. “Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.”

99. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

98. Are you african? because you are a’frican babe

97. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

96. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

95. My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

94. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

93. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

92. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

91. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

90. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

#89 – 80. Funny Pick Up Lines

89. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayerI seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

88. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

87. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

86. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

85. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

84. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

83. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

82. You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

81. “Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”

80. If you were a steak you would be well done.

#79 – 70. Funny Pick Up Lines

79. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

78. “Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even give you a shoe”

77. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

76. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

75. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

74. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

73. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

72. Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

71. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

70. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

#69 – 60. Funny Pick Up Lines

69. “When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”

68. Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

67. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

66. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

65. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9…… And I’m the 1 you need.

64. Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

63. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

62. “I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”

61. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

60. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

#59 – 50. Funny Pick Up Lines

59. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

58. Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

57. Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

56. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

55. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

54. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

53. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

52. “I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.”

51. Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

50. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

#49 – 40. Funny Pick Up Lines

49. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

48. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

47. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

46. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

45. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

44. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

43. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

42. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

41. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

40. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

#39 – 30. Funny Pick Up Lines

39. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

38. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

37. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us

36. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

35. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

34. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

33. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

32. Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

31. Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy

30. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

#29 – 20. Funny Pick Up Lines

29. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

28. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

27. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

26. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

25. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

24. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

23. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

22. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

21. Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

20. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

#19 – 10. Funny Pick Up Lines

19. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

18. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

17. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

16. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

15. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

14. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

13. Are you French because Eiffel for you.

12. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

11. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

10. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

#9 – 1. Funny Pick Up Lines

9. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

8. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

7. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

6. “I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore” (Why?) “Because you let every wizard Slytherin!”

5. 8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

4. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

3. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

1. “Hi, i’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”

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