Top 101 Pokemon Jokes and Puns

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Pokemon is one of the most popular cartoons ever. They bring joy and laughter. With that in mind, check out the top 101 Pokemon jokes.

#101 – 90. Pokemon Jokes

101. Q: What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer? A: Magic-cop!

100. I’m sorry about these bad puns. I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.

99. Q: Why are Snorunt’s so cheap to have as a pokemon? A: They live on ice.

98. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go? He said “Wynaut.”

97. Q: What do Haunters eat for lunch? A: Boo-logna sandwiches

96. You remind me of Deoxys. You’re out of this world.

95. Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most? Staryu Wars.

94. Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate? A: Arrrrrr-ceus

93. Q: What TV show about dancing do pokemon love? A: Dancing with the Staryus

92. Q: What does Beartic like to have for lunch? A: Ice burgers.

91. Q: Which fruit do pokemon like most? A: Staryu fruit

90. Q: What was the pokemon’s favorite ocean animal? A: Staryu fish

#89 – 80. Pokemon Jokes

89. Q: Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs? A: At the ghost-ery store

88. Q: Where do you find pokemon? A: It depends on where you lost them.

87. Q: Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean? A: To get to the other tide!

86. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France? Paras!

85. Which college do Pokemon go to? StarU.

84. Q: Which Pokemon does Dracula like most? A: Koffin’

83. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.

82. Q: What’s Gourgeist favorite fruit? A: Booberries.

81. Q: What do Haunters send their friends while on vacation? A: Ghostcards

80. Q: Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue? A: Charizard.

#79 – 70. Pokemon Jokes

79. Q: Where do Haunters go on vacation? A: Mali-boo.

78. Q: Which Pokemon could also be a pirate? A: Arrrrrr-bok

77. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.

76. Q: Why was the Meowth scared of the tree? A: Because of its bark!

75. You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

74. What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!

73. Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves? A: Buy more earplugs!

72. Q: Which sci-fi movie do pokemon like the most? A: Staryu Wars

71. Q: What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a camp fire? A: A toasty ghosty.

70. Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road? A: To get to the other tide!

#69 – 60. Pokemon Jokes

69. Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

68. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? The PokeBall.

67. Q: Which Pokemon can tell you the future? A: Pikahead

66. Q: How can Beartic catch fish without using a fishing pole? A: With your BEAR hands.

65. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!

64. Q: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? A: Whale of Fortune

63. Q: Why did the Metagross spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny.

62. What do you call Meowth’s reflection? A copycat.

61. How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go? Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”

60. Q: What’s better than one Pikachu? A: PikaTWO

#59 – 50. Pokemon Jokes

59. Q: What do you call Meowth’s reflection? A: A copycat

58. Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin’.

57. Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz? Totodile.

56. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? Pikascrew.

55. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett. Then I could be inside of you.

54. How can pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

53. Q: What did Mewtwo say to the flea? A: Stop bugging me.

52. Q: What type of singers are pokemon the biggest fans of? A: Pop Staryus

51. Q: What do you call a storm of Pokemon? A: A Pokemonsoon!

50. What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court? Odor  in the court!

#49 – 40. Pokemon Jokes

49. Q: What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A: A LightBulbasaur

48. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!

47. Q: What do you call a Mega Metagross on thin ice? A: An ice breaker.

46. Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

45. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song? The Hokey Pokemon.

44. Q: Where do Gourgeist’s go to send their mail? A: The ghost office.

43. Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude? A: Let’s rock!

42. Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!

41. Q: Which Gastly works in Town Hall? A: The night-mayor.

40. What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be? Legendary Pokemon.

#39 – 30. Pokemon Jokes

39. Q: How do you hire a pokemon? A: By putting it on stilts.

38. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

37. How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

36. Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak? A: A Peak-A-Chewer!

35. What do you call a storm of Pokemon? A Pokemonsoon!

34. Q: What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers? A: Geek-achu

33. Q: What snack do Snowy Castform like to eat? A: Brrrrrrrritos.

32. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.

31. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski? Lake Erie.

30. Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court? A: Odor  in the court!

#29 – 20. Pokemon Jokes

29. Q: Which college do pokemon go to? A: StarU

28. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu. So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

27. Q: What do you get when you cross an Australian pokemon with a Beatle? A: Dingo Starr.

26. What TV show about dancing do pokemon love? Dancing with the Staryus.

25. Q: What time is it when Yveltal takes your hat? A: Time to get a new hat!

24. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.

23. Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does motorcycle stunts? A: Weedle Knievell

22. Q: Where do Haunter’s like to water ski? A: Lake Erie

21. Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show? A: Whale of Fortune

20. Q: What type of pokemon would Jerry Garcia be? A: A LegendJerry pokemon!

#19 – 10. Pokemon Jokes

19. Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.

18. Q: What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? A: Let’s rock!

17. Q: Where do pokemon go if their tails fall off? A: A re-tail store.

16. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak? A Peak-A-Chewer!

15. Q: How do you keep a Bulbasaur from charging? A: Only accept cash.

14. Q: What is a Snover’s favorite shape? A: ICE-osceles triangle.

13. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow? One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

12. Q: Which pokemon is always in a good mood? A: Happiny

11. Q: How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth? A: Very carefully

10. Q: What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross? A: A spelling bee.

#9 – 1. Pokemon Jokes

9. Which Pokemon does Dracula like most? Koffin’.

8. Q: What do you call a really cold Lillipup? A: A pupsicle.

7. Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

6. Q: What dessert do Spiritombs like the most? A: Boo-berry pie.

5. Q: When does a Gastly eat breakfast? A: In the moaning.

4. Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.

3. Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court? A: Odor in the court!

2. Q: Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? A: The PokeBall

1.Q. What happened when Cobalion ate the clown? A: He felt funny!

Ideas for the top 101 Pokemon jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Thought Catalog – 50 Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off^[2]Boy’s Life – Top 10 Best Pokémon Joke^[3]Fun Kids Jokes – Pokemon Joke