Top 22 Patience Jokes

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Patience is a virtue. However, it is not always the easiest thing to have. Sometimes the easiest way to have patience is through humor. With that in mind, check out the top 22 patience jokes.

#22 – 20. Patience Jokes

22.You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. Stanisław Lec

21. There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience. John McGraw

20. One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore, for instance, and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience. Updike’s Observation

#19 – 10. Patience Jokes

19. You can learn many things from children… how much patience you have for instance. Franklin Jones

18. Patience is a virgin. Archie Bunker

17. Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. Ambrose Bierce

16. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. Edith Sitwell

15. As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. Cleveland Amory

14. God give me patience because if you give me power I will punch someone in the face.

13. Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard

12. A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience. John Updike

11. I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. Margaret Thatcher

10. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. Mac McCleary

#9 – 1. Patience Jokes

9. What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!! Protest sign

8. At my age, patience is not a virtue… it’s a luxury. Erma Bombeck

7. Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book. Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard

6. Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick!

5. Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

4. I need to develop some patience — immediately. Demetri Martin

3. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. Will Ferrell

2. I’m a patient man; and when I say I’m a patient man, I mean I’m a patient man. George W. Bush

1.Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Ideas for the top 22 patience jokes come from the following sources.^[1]just one liners – patience^[2]Great Clean Jokes – Patience Quotes^[3]wattpad – Patience