Top 24 Tupac Jokes

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Tupac is one of the most iconic rappers of all time. With that in mind, check out the top 24 Tupac jokes of all time.

#24 – 20. Tupac Jokes

24. My wife is going on a trip tomorrow and told me she needs to pack. I told her that’s quite unfortunate because he’s dead.

23. Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents Wife: That’s Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?

22. What do you call a set of salt pepper dispensers that a rapper would own? Tupac Shakurs

21. What are the names of Tupac’s two,very buff,brothers? Sixpac and Tupec.

20. Tupac walked into his boss’s office…. His boss said, “Sit down, we need to talk. I am firing you. You need Tupac your things and go.”

#19 – 10. Tupac Jokes

19. Who is the least self-assured rapper? Tupac inshakur

18. I asked my rapper friend if I could borrow a backpack He said he had tupacs

17. When you watch a picture of Tupac you see Tupac but when you watch two pictures of him you see 4Pac

16. What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train? *I didn’t choose the chug life, the chug life chose me.*

15. I turn into Tupac when bill collectors call. “There’s no way I can pay you back, but my plan is to show you that I understand”

14. What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday

13. What’s the one thing Tupac needed to work on? His ab routine. If he had a good ab routine, he would have been called Sixpac.

12. Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac!

11. Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together? Because paparazzi would crowd them and say: “Hey look! Its tupac, man!

10. Anti-vaxx child and Tupac What’s the difference between those two? Tupac got shot.

#9 – 1. Tupac Jokes

9. Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven’t, he’s pretty underground

8. What did Tupac say when he bought his whole crew McDonalds? All fries on me.

7. What rapper doesn’t work out enough? Tupac.

6. I get why Tupac’s band smoked his ashes…It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory.

5. What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac…

4. Why can’t rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac.

3. What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie.

2. Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out? Thug love didn’t fit.

1. Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot Tupac

Ideas for the top 24 Tupac jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – Tupac joke^[2]punstoppable – Tupac Puns