Top 25 Vacation Jokes

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When you are at work during the summer, all you can think about is going on vacation on a beach with a nice cold drink. With that in mind, check out the top 25 vacation jokes.

#25 – 20. Vacation Jokes

25. What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? It’s a terminal illness

24. Q: What did the bread do on vacation? A: It loafed around.

23. I’d love to go to Holland one day … Wooden Shoe?

22. Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation!

21. A time traveler was in a restaurant.  He liked it so much … He went back four seconds.

20. Q: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation? A: They’d get called for traveling!

#19 – 10. Vacation Jokes

19. Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation? A: Florida Keys

18. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the baaaaaahamas

17. Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation? A: Finland!

16. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re Hill Areas

15. Q. Whats it called when one spouse goes on a trip. A. Trip for one, vacation for two.

14. Q: Where do eggs go on summer vacation? A: New Yolk City!

13. Q: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

12. Q: Where do ants go for vacation? A: Frants

11. Q: Where do goldfish go on vacation? A: Around the globe!

10. Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation? A: He needed to recharge his batteries.

#9 – 1. Vacation Jokes

9. Q: Where do bees go on vacation? A: Stingapore!

8. Why didn’t the Elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk!

7. Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square

6. Q: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation? A: Hollywood and Vine

5. Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas

4. What travels around the world but stays in one place? A Stamp

3. I never travel to Finland, I’m afraid I’d disappear into … FinnAir!

2. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

1.What do you drink while riding a camel? Camel-mile tea

Ideas for the top 25 vacation jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Quick, Funny Jokes! – Vacation Joke^[2]Great Clean Jokes – Vacation Joke^[3]Wandering Wagars – Punniest Travel Jokes for Kids to Keep Them Groaning