Top 28 Funny Mom Jokes
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Dads don’t have a monopoly on jokes with their funny dad jokes. In fact, moms can make great jokes as well! Check out below for the top 28 funny mom jokes that will get you to LOL or at least groan.
#28 – 20. Funny Mom Jokes
28. “When ever my mom wanted help putting the groceries away and have me make dinner, she’d call out ‘Dinners on the table!’ I’d come out of my room to find groceries on the table and a recipe on the counter.”
27. “8-year-old me: I’m hungry. Mum: Have some fruit. 8-year-old me: I don’t want fruit. Mum: Then you’re not hungry.”
26. Mom, why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know, ask your dad!
25. The thing about “your mom” jokes is that they’re all old and overly used…like your mom.
24. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
23. “‘Come down for dinner! ‘I’m busy, mooooom!’ ‘Right now before it gets cold!’ -Runs down stairs ‘Where’s the food?’ ‘It’ll be ready in 5 minutes.'”
22. “My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one. ‘Why don’t you work for your mother?’ I suggested. He shook his head. ‘I can’t,’ he said. ‘Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives.’ ‘Who made up that ridiculous rule?’ ‘My mother.'”
21. Yo mama so damn fat…I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck.
20. Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.
#19 – 10. Funny Mom Jokes
19. Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear…you’ll have to ask Grandma.
18. “My wife, I, and our teenaged son and daughter were out for a family dinner when my wife suddenly blurted out, ‘Everyone at this table had been in my vagina!’ and started laughing like crazy.”
17. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day…Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him for an entire weekend!
16. “Mom: What would you like to eat for lunch? Me: (Any kind of food I felt like eating at the time.) Mom: Well, why don’t you get in the kitchen and make it?”
15. Yo mamma got 6:30 titties. Both point to the floor.
14. “From my mom this morning. Me: I really hope I get this apartment so I can move out. Mom: You’re still moving out even if you don’t, right? (Uncontrolled laughter.)”
13. Betrayal (noun): The first time a child finds out that his mom’s name isn’t actually “Mom”.
12. You know you’re a mom when…picking up another human to smell their butt is not only normal but totally necessary
11. “One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby, but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.”
10. “Your father. (Drains wineglass.)”
#9 – 1. Funny Mom Jokes
9. Yo’ mama is so fat…when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes!
8. Mom, how come computers are so smart? because they listen to their motherboards!
7. Mother: (noun) One person who does the work of 20. For free
6. “Son: Mom, Dad keeps making Dad jokes! Mom: “So?” Son: So, what’s a Mom joke? Mom: “Look in the Mirror, dear.” Son: I don’t get it. Mom: You. You are a mom joke.”
5. What do a neutrino and I have in common? We’re both constantly penetrating your mom.
4. Yo mama so fat…her patronus is a cake!
3. “Daughter: Mom, I need my personal space! Mom: You came out of my personal space.”
2. “8-year-old me: I’m bored. Mom: I can make you not bored. How ’bout you clean these dishes? 8-year-old me: I’m going to go play outside.”
1. “Me: Mom, why did the chicken cross the road? Mom: Why did you let the chicken out? Do you know how much I paid for that chicken? Me: …”
Ideas for the top 28 funny mom jokes were taken from the following sources.[1]redbook – 13 Mom Jokes That Are Just As Good (Bad?) As Dad Jokes[2]Buzzfeed – 19 Jokes You Should Send To Your Mom Right Now[3]Reader’s Digest – Mom Jokes[4]Ranker – The Best “Your Mom” Jokes in Internet History
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