Top 29 Fudge Quotes

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Fudge is one of the tastiest desserts ever! With that in mind, check out the top 29 fudge quotes for National Fudge Day!

#29 – 20. Fudge Quotes

29. The Lord is not serious. In fact, it is a little hard to know just what else He is except loving. And love has to do with humor, doesn’t it? For you cannot love someone unless you put up with him, can you? And you cannot put up with someone constantly unless you can laugh at him. Isn’t that true? And certainly we are rediculous little animals wallowing in the fudge bowl, and God must love us all the more because we appeal to his humor. – Ray Bradbury

28. In vain we call old notions fudge, And bend our conscience to our dealing; The Ten Commandments will not budge, And stealing will continue stealing. – James Russell Lowell

27. Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. – Joe Torre

26. How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor’s something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies – you’ve got to draw a line there. – Marc Maron

25. EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we’re wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: “O fudge!” – Ambrose Bierce

24. If I were thin, I’d never say ‘I am powerless over fudge.’ a) I can’t believe I actually ever said that. b) Which, of course, isn’t to say that I do have any power over fudge. Particularly if it has nuts. – Camryn Manheim

23. Some relationships aren’t meant to be Great Love; they’re meant to be like a hot fudge sundae–enjoyable but not something you can acually live on. – Kristin Chenoweth

22. They’re amazing, these actors who have worked on soaps for years and years and years. They know what they’re doing. They don’t hold you word-for-word on every line and you can fudge it a little, but they know what they’re saying and they repeat it every time they come on. – Amy Hill

21. I am not plain, or average or – God forbid – vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top. – Wendy Mass

20. I figure it this way – if a woman claims she didn’t want me to fudge her, then you already know she’s a liar. So what the hell’s the point of a trial, y’know? – Zach Braff

#19 – 10. Fudge Quotes

19. The world is too serious. To get mad at a work of art-because maybe somebody, somewhere is blowing his stack over what I’ve done-is like getting mad at a hot fudge sundae. – Kurt Vonnegut

18. Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily comes together to be you. – Steve Grand

17. Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators. Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a piece of fudge in a glass container (so they can see it) and let them know that if they accomplish their tasks, they can eat the fudge. You’ll definitely get a reaction!- Michael Scott

16. Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. – Kurt Vonnegut

15. Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It’s how God helps us cope. – Joan Bauer

14. Taste my tuna casserole – tell me if I put in too much hot fudge. – Woody Allen

13. Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. – Don Kardong

12. Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge. – Homer

11. Negro equality, Fudge!! How long in the Government of a God great enough to make and maintain this Universe, shall there continue to be knaves to vend and fools to gulp, so low a piece of demagoguism as this? – Abraham Lincoln

‎10. Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily comes together to be you. Some people find that thought disturbing; I find the reality thrilling. – Richard Dawkins

#9 – 1. Fudge Quotes

9. Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach and Lemon Custard. Each scoop lovely.smooth and round. Tallest cream cone in town lying there on the ground. – Shel Silverstein

8. That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge.” Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they’ll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!” No, I wouldn’t allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it. – Johnny Depp

7. A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing. – Dav Pilkey

6. When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms. – Eudora Welty

5. North America was ready for something other than a vanilla cooking show and we were providing the double dark chocolate fudge. – Nadia Giosia

4. Harry felt winded, as though he had just walked into something heavy. He had last seen those cool gray eyes through slits in a Death Eater’s hood, and last heard that man’s voice jeering in a dark graveyard while Lord Voldemort tortured him, He could not believe that Lucius Malfoy dared look him in the face; he could not believe that he was here, in the Ministry of Magic, or that Cornelius Fudge was talking to him, when Harry had told Fudge mere weeks ago that Malfoy was a Death Eater. – J. K. Rowling

3. He types his labored column – weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn. – Robertson Davies

2. I love Hot Fudge Sundaes; I could die for Hot Fudge Sundaes. – Bob Farrell

1. Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they’re delicious! – Jon Stewart

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