The Top 14 Fudge Jokes for National Fudge Day

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Fudge is one of the tastiest desserts ever. With that in mind, check out the top 14 fudge jokes that will make you want to eat more!

#14 – 10. Fudge Jokes

14. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says What The Fudge?

13. What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie? Wake the fudge up.

12. I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don’t sell fudge.

11. Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.

10. A study says that fudge may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…

#9 – 1. Fudge Jokes

9. What do you call people who like to drink hot fudge all year long? Cocoa-Nuts.

8. What do you get when you cross Ice cream, hot fudge, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!

7. Friend: Blondies are better than brownies! Me: Shut the fudge up.

6. Fleur Fudge’s Snape, how many times must I say that I Love-good Harry Potter Puns. I could Mun-go on and on. I don’t wand you to feel bad tho.

5. Candidates for the president of the Evolution Society said that the anonymous votes were fudged…But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!

4. Where does the best fudge in the universe come from? Uranus.

3. During the Holidays my Aunt comes up to me and ask if I would like some fudge. I enthusiastically agree. Her: “Male Fudge or Female Fudge?” Me: “What’s the difference?” Her: “Male Fudge has nuts!”

2. “Oh FUDGE!” I yelled as if I had forgotten something…As we were driving by the chocolate store. Groans had by all.