Top 33 Pi Day Jokes

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March 14^th is one of the most important days for mathematicians around the world. Pi day, named due to the date March 14^th (3.14) refers to the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. With that in mind, check out the top 33 Pi Day jokes to help you celebrate this year.

#33 – 30. Pi Day Jokes

33. What is 1.57? Half a pie.

32. The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

31. Come to the nerd side. We have pi.

30. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

#29 – 20. Pi Day Jokes

29. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.

28. Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop.

27. Q: Why did pi have its driver’s license revoked? A: Because it didn’t know when to stop.

26. Q: What do you get when you cross a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: A cow pi.

25. Simple as 3.141592…

24. What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.

23. What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

22. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.

21. Q: Why isn’t pi on Twitter? A: Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.

20. The roundest knight at Sir Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.

#19 – 10. Pi Day Jokes

19. Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.

18. A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)

17. How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi? Approximately 3.14.

16. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert? Apple pi.

15. Just saw American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.

14. 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.

13. If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159, If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter, If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it.

12. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? 3.14.

11. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.

10. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!

#9 – 1. Pi Day Jokes

9. In Alaska, where temperatures get below freezing, pi is only 3.00. After all, everything shrinks in the cold.

8. Q: Can you recite pi? A: Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…

7. Q: What’s the best way to serve pi? A: A la mode. Anything else is just mean.

6. Q: Why should you never talk to pi? A: Because he’ll just go on forever.

5. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.

4. Q: What famous private investigator solves math problem? A: Magnum PI.

3. A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars.

2. Q: What did pi say to its partner? A: Stop being so irrational.

1. Q: What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle? A: Shepard’s pi.

Ideas for the top 33 Pi Day Jokes come from the following sources.^[1]grammarly blog – 20 Pi Puns to Inspire Your Nerdiness^[2]National Today – 17 Hilarious Pi Day Joke