Top 64 Pie Jokes

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Pie is tasty. Especially on Pi Day! With that in mind, check out the top 64 Pie jokes.

#64 – 60. Pie Jokes

64. Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? A: “You’ve got some crust.”

63. Mathematician: Pi R squared Baker: No! Pie are round, cakes are square!

62. A mathematician walks into a diner. He asks the waitress for pie. She says: ” 3.14159 26535 “

61. A billboard advertising a pie shop read…’Just 3.14 miles away. ‘

60. Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry? A: He’ll work for pi.

#59 – 50. Pie Jokes

59. Q: Why did the pie cross the road? A: She was meat an potato.

58. Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? A: 3.14. Q: What is 1.57? A: Half a pie

57. Q: What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street? A: Occu-pie.

56. I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.

55. My wife sat down with half a pie before dinner. Me: Are you really planning to eat pie before dinner? Her: Its only half a pie. Me: Its still irrational.

54. What do you get if you chase a pie around the garden? Puff pastry.

53. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi.

52. Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie? A: Puff pastry

51. Q: Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist? A: Because it needed a filling.

50. After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 Apple Pies and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4.”

#49 – 40. Pie Jokes

49. The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

48. The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.

47. Q: Why did the apple pie turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

46. Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist? A: Because he needed a filling!

45. Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert? A: Apple pi

44. Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…

43. I tried to make a pie with fish innards! It was cod offal.

42. Q: Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie? A: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!

41. Q. What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert? A. Pi!

40. Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Pi in the sky.

#39 – 30. Pie Jokes

39. Q: What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite? A: Banana cream pie.

38. What’s a pumpkin circumference divided by pumpkin diameter? Pumpkin pie

37. Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Cow pi.

36. I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that’s irrational.

35. Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

34. Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert? A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !

33. I dropped my pie on the apartment stairs…Now it’s some where between three and four

32. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a la mode.

31. Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie? A: You can eat your Mom’s apple pie.

30. Why did the pie go to the dentist? He needed a filling.

#29 – 20. Pie Jokes

29. Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

28. A pie costs $2.20 in Jamaica and $1.90 in Cuba. Does anyone else know the pie rates of the Caribbean?

27. I robbed a pastry shop in Lombardy and ended up in custardy

26. Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and apple pie? A: Chuck Norris doesn’t eat the apple pie after he has sex with it!

25. Q: What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie? A: You’re Nuts!

24. What have I named the Pie section of my bakery menu? Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates

23. Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.

22. Q: What’s the difference between a worm and an apple? A: Have you ever tried worm pie?

21. Q: What do you get if you cross a train engine with an blueberry pie? A: Puff pastry

20. Bloke down the pub sold me a DVD. It had 3.14 stars. I think it was pi-rated.

#19 – 10. Pie Jokes

19. A man walks into a bar with an apple pie on his head. The barman asks, “Why are you wearing an apple pie on your head?” The man replies, “It’s a family tradition. We always wear apple pies on our heads on Tuesday.” The barman remarks, “But it’s Wednesday.” Sheepishly, the man says, “Man, I must look like a real fool.”

18. Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs? Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie.

17. A pie walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food”.

16. Food for Thought: Apple Pie is 3.14 times better than apples by themselves.

15. Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it.

14. Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Moon pi.

13. What do you call a ghost of a pie that you can’t throw away because it keeps coming back? Boo-meringue

12. Key lime pie is Barbados costs $3.14 Pecan pie in Jamaica costs $1.59. Those are the Pi Rates of the Caribbean.

11. What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? Boo-berry pie!

10. Q: What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a bengal tiger? A: Life of Pie.

#9 – 1. Pie Jokes

9. Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie? A: Your teeth!

8. I drive around and sell pies. Key lime for $8 and pecan pie for $10. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

7. What do you call an Apple pie that’s smoking a joint? A baked apple pie!

6. Q: What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving? A: Good-pie everyone.

5. Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Eskimo pi.

4. What’s an inbred family’s favorite thanksgiving dessert? Pump-kin pie.

3. Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? A: 3.14

2. Q: What do sharks eat for dessert? A: Octo-pie.

1. Q: Why did the apple pie join the circus? A: It loved all the apple-ause.

Ideas for the top 64 Pie Jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Puns and One liners – Pie Joke^[2]Jokes4Us – Pie Joke^[3]upjoke – Pie Joke^[4]Fun Kids Jokes – Pie Joke