Top 40 Funny Haiku Poems

Les Listes is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

A Haiku is a traditional style of Japanese poetry. They consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines in a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. While this might sound like a very strict and stiff structure, they can still be very funny. With that in mind, check out the top 40 funny Haiku poems.

#40 – 30. Haiku Poems

40. You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?

39. Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.

38. Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.

37. Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.

36. I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
and I’m like Haiku

35. Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

34. The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin’ wet.

33. I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.

32. Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.

31. Haikus confuse me
Too often they make no sense
hand me the pliers.

30. Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.

#29 – 20. Haiku Poems

29. I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.

28. I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?

27. Help, me I am trapped
In a haiku factory
save me, before they

26. Lot’s of guilt to share.
What am I doing wrong now?
A Jewish mother.

25. I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless.

24. Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.

23. My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.

22. Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.

21. Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.

20. World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let’s eat lunch.

#19 – 10. Haiku Poems

19. I’m much funnier.
when i am drunk off my butt.
sadly, i’m sober.

18. You think you’re big.
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.

17. My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.

16. As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida.

15. Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.

14. Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?

13. My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.

12. In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.

11. Only so many
And so much to get done.
I’d rather take nap.

10. The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

#9 – 1. Haiku Poems

9. Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn’t know that was you.

8. You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

7. A Haiku about getting out of bed
No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

6. I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.

5. This is a haiku
You could write a better one –
Go ahead and try.

4. How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.

3. Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now??

2. Is everything wrong?
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink.

1. Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.

Ideas for the top 40 Haiku poems were taken from the following sources.^[1]Pun.ME – 25 Funny Haiku Poem to make you smile!^[2]Classroom Poems – Funny Haiku Poem^[3]tweetspeak – MAKE ME LAUGH POETRY PROMPT: HILARIOUS HAIKU^[4]interweb – Haiku Poem That Are Super Haikus GALLERY