Top 40 Underwear Quotes

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Underwear is a piece of clothing worn underneath your outer clothing. With that in mind, check out the top 40 underwear quotes.

#40 – 30. Underwear Quotes

40. To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.- Mason Cooley

39. If you want something bad enough, you’ve got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Ken Titus taped a hotel key to his underwear to score with an airport security guard. – Christopher Titus

38. A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial. – Jimmy Fallon

37. Underwear is such an emotional thing. – Elle Macpherson

36. If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

35. There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear. – Tom Perotta

34. Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.- Phil Gramm

33. Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don’t change them once in a while. – Margaret Murray

32. Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry.- Michelle Obama

31. Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.- Helen Nielsen

30. I like to wear my underwear because I like to make a statement about who I am. – Anthony T.Hincks

#29 – 20. Underwear Quotes

29. Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. – Phil Gramm

28. Underwear shouldn’t hurt. If it hurts, you gotta change. – Ronny Chieng

27. From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. – Bertolt Brecht

26. Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know. – Jill Browne

25. When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It’s exciting!- Richard Simmons

24. As we all know, there is no underwear in space. – Carrie Fisher

23. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

22. Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

21. This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield

20. In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear. – Julia Child

#19 – 10. Underwear Quotes

19. I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

18. I’m an addict for underwear. – Jennifer Ellison

17. Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear. – John Kenneth Galbraith

16. All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself. – Mark Wahlberg

15. I love a man who can wear my underwear. – Yasmine Bleeth

14. I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. – Emo Philips

13. Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.- Chris Pirillo

12. Now that we’re men, we have facial hair! Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear! – Spongebob Squarepants

11. Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date. – Jacob M. Appel

10. Who hasn’t danced in their underwear? – Tom Cruise

#9 – 1. Underwear Quotes

9. Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband. – Miranda Kerr

8. Women’s sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism. – Angela Carter

7. It’s definitely a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.- David Boreanaz

6. You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. – Rachel Bilson

5. She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy. – Melina Marchetta

4. I love Superman. I’m a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear. – David Mamet

3. Underwear was the last fashion frontier – an area designers hadn’t exploited yet. – Lauren Goodman

2. Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. – Veronica Webb

1. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. – Nicky Gumbel

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