Top 43 Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

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Chocolate chip cookies are some of the best desserts ever! With that in mind, check out the top 43 chocolate chip cookie quotes.

#43 – 40. Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

43. I have days when I say, ‘I’m going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.’ I’ll have a salad every day but every week I have a cheat day. – Melissa Etheridge

42. For most of our young lives, my family was baffled by elementary school bake sales, to which we were told to bring in goodies to sell. While other kids arrived bearing brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and apple pies, Chinese families didn’t bake. – Jennifer Lee

41. I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos. – Dylan Lauren

40. I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So I didn’t bake cookies. You can buy cookies but you can’t buy love. – Raquel Welch

#39 – 30. Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

39. I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. – Rachel G. Fox

38. I cannot keep myself away from ice cream, I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond, I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem!- Brandi Chastain

37. The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble. – Michael Korda

36. Cookies are happy, because that is their job. Making those you know, and don’t know happy. They tell people you care. – Brent M. Jones

35. If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won’t say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it’s awful – it’s so high in sodium. – Misty May-Treanor

34. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Barbara Johnson

33. I’m passionate about anything I align myself with. You want to talk about chocolate chip cookies? I’m not going to open a chocolate chip cookie store, but I will talk your ear off about it. – Blake Lively

32. In the ’60s, my father, Wally Amos, had been a talent agent and a personal manager before taking a major career detour in 1975, when he opened a store selling chocolate chip cookies. – Shawn Amos

31. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. – Woody Paige

30. It’s all about what you feel on the inside – and I’m feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night! – Amber Benson

#29 – 20. Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

29. Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. – Charles M. Schulz

28. Cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite sized and personal. – Sandra Lee

27. Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare. – Heather Brewer

26. I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. – Mary McCormack

25. Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. – Diane Arbus

24. Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. – Barbara Jordan

23. I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies. – Dolly Parton

22. I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.- Wally Amos

21. The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star. – Shawn Amos

20. People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies. – Suze Orman

#19 – 10. Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

19. Whatever their true beginnings, fortune cookies are one of the few contemporary manifestations of ‘wisdom writing,’ the ancient forerunner of the aphorism. – James Geary

18. And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle…and without magnets glued to them.” “Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know. – Simone Elkeles

17. If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world? – Pat Murphy

16. I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world’s greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance. – Nora Ephron

15. Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it’s fun. It’s exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them. – Debbi Fields

14. If I had any choice in the matter, I’d stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. – Simone Elkeles

13. Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal. – Sandra Lee

12. When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. – Homaro Cantu

11. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. – Salman Rushdie

10. What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers…. – Cassandra Clare

#9 – 1. Chocolate Chip Cookie Quotes

9. I was dramatically shaped by my aunts and grandmother because they convinced me there was always a cookie available. – Newt Gingrich

8. I love chocolate chip cookies – really anything with chocolate will do! – Laura Wilkinson

7. I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. – Hillary Clinton

6. When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, ‘Why don’t you make it yourself.’ It’s like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That’s not making chocolate-chip cookies. – Amy Sedaris

5. Whenever I have even a spare second, I’m in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. – Karlie Kloss

4. I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears. – Michael Thomas Ford

3. I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never. – Danielle Campbell

2. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

1. Normally, eat any our caterer makes these wonderful chocolate chip cookies for lunch. It was my one treat of the day, after getting beat up on the mountain while shooting Lone Survivor. I’d eat a couple cookies and then take a 15-minute nap on the top of the mountain. – Mark Wahlberg

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