Top 50 4th of July Jokes That Will Make You LOL

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The 4th of July is a day to celebrate American independence. One great way to do this is through jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 50 4th of July Jokes.

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#50 – 40. 4th of July Jokes

50. Q: What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July? A: A puddle.

49. Q: What sport is played on Independence Day? A: American Flag Football.

48. Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776? A: Indepen-dance

47. Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!

46. What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance.

45. Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A: It can’t sit down.

44. What do you eat on July 5th? Independence Day-Old-Pizza.

43. Q: Why should you put sunscreen on bananas at your Fourth of July picnic? A: They peel when they get a sunburn.

42. Why were the first Americans like ants? They lived in colonies.

41. What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.

40. Q: What gives birds certain inalienable rights? A: The Ducklaration of Independence.

#39 – 30. 4th of July Jokes

39. Q: What’s red, white, black and blue? A: Uncle Sam after a boxing match.

38. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? It can’t sit down.

37. Q: Which American colonists told the most riddles? A: Puns-ylvanians.

36. What’s red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

35. What did the fuse say to the firecracker? Lets get together and “pop it like its hot”.

34. Q: What do you eat on July 5th? A: Independence Day-Old-Pizza

33. Q: What treat do dads like on the 4th of July? A: POPsicles.

32. What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day? A fire quacker.

31. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America? Because freedom rings.

30. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!

#29 – 20. 4th of July Jokes

29. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill

28. Q: Which letter is the coolest on the 4th of July? A: Iced T.

27. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved.

26. Q: What do you eat on the 5th of July? A: Independence Day old macaroni salad.

25. How do you start the 4th of July parade in the ghetto? Roll a 40 down the street.

24. Q: Where did George Washington buy his infamous hatchet? A: At a chopping mall.

23. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks? Dino-mite.

22. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

21. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of Our Country!

20. Q: How is a person who never gets sick like the United States of America? A: They both have great constitutions.

#19 – 10. 4th of July Jokes

19. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army? Laughayette

18. Q: What’s red, white, blue and a little green? A: Uncle Sam when he’s sea sick.

17. Q: What rooster signed the Declaration of Independence first? A: John Hancock-a-doodle-doo.

16. Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want? A: Liberty.

15. Why did the duck say bang? Because he was a firequacker.

14. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772? The Boston Flea Party.

13. Which colonists told the most jokes? Punsylvanians!

12. What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A Fire Cracker!

11. What was General Washington’s favourite tree? The infantry.

10. Q: What’s the difference between Donald Duck and George Washington? A: Donald Duck has a bill on his face while Washington has his face on a bill.