Top 54 Carrot Jokes

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According to recent research, eating foods such as carrots regularly is good for your heart health. However, did you also know that carrots can be funny too? With that in mind, check out the top 54 carrot jokes.

#54 – 50. Carrot Jokes

54. I have a vegan girlfriend. She’s nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.

53. What do you call a snowman without a carrot? Nobody nose.

52. What do you call the carrot on a snowman’s corpse? No-body nose.

51. Q: How do you kill a salad? A: You go for the carrot-id artery.

50. The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the mayo. That’s Cole’s Law.

#49 – 40. Carrot Jokes

49. Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Does it smell like carrots?

48. What do you call a tomato that self-identifies as a carrot? A transplant.

47. Q: Why did the Ukrainian turn his carrot around? A: He wanted to start the orange revolution!

46. What did the rabbit say to the lettuce? Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.

45. Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.

44. Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It’s been nice gnawing you.

43. Q: What does the Carrot priest say at church? A: “Lettuce Pray”

42. “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” – Newton’s Law

41. What do you call a carrot that talks back to you? A fresh vegetable.

40. Q: Which vegetable betrayed Jesus? A: Judas Is-carrot

#39 – 30. Carrot Jokes

39. Lately, I’ve grown increasingly apathetic towards eating vegetables. Some days, I just don’t carrot all.

38. What do you call an emo carrot? An edgetable.

37. Where do carrots eat their dinner? At the vege-table.

36. A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose. The doctor said, “I can tell right away that you haven’t been eating properly.”

35. Q: When does a carrot wear a mask? A: To the mascarrot ball. (Masquerade)

34. Q: How do you make gold soup? A: Put 24 carrots in it.

33. Q: Why did the carrot get an award? A: Because he was out standing in his field

32. What would a snowman say if he could talk? “I smell carrots.”

31. Q: What is invisible and smells like Carrots? A: Bunny Farts!

30. What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

#29 – 20. Carrot Jokes

29. A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean. Now they’re all C foods.

28. Q: What did the carrot say to the vibrator? A: “Why are you shaking? It’s me she’s going to eat!”

27. Q: How do you lead a horse to water? A: With carrots

26. How do you make your soup golden? Add 24 carrots.

25. Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? A: He got to the root of every case.

24. I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge…They were disturbing the peas.

23. Q: What kind of vegetable watches over the elderly? A: The Carrot-aker.

22. Since pirates are on the water all the time, meat is scare and some are actually vegetarians. They are called Pirates of the Carrot Bean.

21. Why was Frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store? He was picking his nose.

20. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!

#19 – 10. Carrot Jokes

19. Q: What do you call a vegetable with a sense of humor? A: Carrot Top.

18. They say: carrots are good for your eyes… but enough alcohol doubles your eyesight ;-))))

17. You need to stop talking to me about vegetables. I just don’t carrot all.

16. When buying carrots in a supermarket i also buy a lubricant, so people don’t take me for a vegan.

15. I tried to put peas and carrots into a soup to get my children to eat their veggies. They took one sip and said “Do you think were stew peed!”

14. Q: How can you make a soup rich? A: Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

13. Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian You gotta give him props for that

12. Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy? A: Because if it was green and round it would want to pea!

11. Q: What’s orange and never shuts up? A: A carrot reading the bible!

10. Q: Whats orange and smells of carrots? A: Rabbit puke!

#9 – 1. Carrot Jokes

9. To all the people who eat baby carrots, I feel you don’t carrot all.

8. What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

7. “Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad.” – Cole’s Law

6. Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit? A: Do you want to grab a bite?

5. I couldn’t find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they’d seen it…Apparently, she left me two days ago…

4. Who’s there? Carrot Carrot who? Do you carrot all about me!

3. Q: What’s a Vegetable’s favourite martial art? A: Carrotee!

2. Q: What vegetable are all others afraid of? A: a scarrot.

1. Q: What’s a vegetable’s favourite casino game? A: Baccarrot!

Ideas for the top 54 carrot jokes come from the following sources.^[1]jokes4us – carrot joke^[2]upjoke – carrot joke^[3]laff gaff – carrot joke