Top 58 Beer Quotes

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Beer is the amber nectar of the gods. With that in mind, check out the top 58 beer quotes that you should know about this godly drink.

#58 – 50. Beer Quotes

58. Beer. The best damn drink in the world! Jack Nicholson

57. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Tom Waits

56. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? W.C. Fields

55. For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king. William Shakespeare

54. Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. Ray Bradbury

53. Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella

52. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway

51. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright

50. Most people hate the taste of beer—to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice. Winston Churchhill

#49 – 40. Beer Quotes

49. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm

48. I have respect for beer. Russell Crowe

47. There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says ‘Good people drink good beer.’ Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it. Hunter S. Thompson

46. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Anon

45. In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people. Tina Fey

44. You can’t be a real country without a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

43. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill

42. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

41. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

40. A man who lies about beer makes enemies. Stephen King

#39 – 30. Beer Quotes

39. That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. Charles Bukowskoi

38. There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others. Bill Carter

37. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

36. When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me? J.P. Donleavy

35. You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

34. Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

33. God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton

32. Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! Martin Luther

31. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry

30. Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it’s all–hahhhh. Thomas Pynchon

#29 – 20. Beer Quotes

29. Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. Thomas Jefferson

28. People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. Capital Brewery

27. He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato

26. The beer tastes good to my throat, cold and bitter, and the three boys and the beer and the queer freeness of the situation makes me feel like laughing forever. So I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can. I am looking very healthy and flushed and bright-eyed, having both a good tan and a rather excellent fever. Sylvia Plath

25. I work until beer o’clock. Stephen King

24. Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce

23. Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

22. A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure. Czech Proverb

21. I am not addicted to beer… It’s addicted to me. Cyanide & Happiness

20. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

#19 – 10. Beer Quotes

19. I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. Abraham Lincoln

18. Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. WC Fields

17. Isn’t beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness? Milan Kundera

16. I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. Homer Simpson

15. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde

14. Beer… now there’s a temporary solution! Homer Simpson

13. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra

12. For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. William Shakespeare

11. What care I how time advances, I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe

10. Stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover. Charles Bukowski

#9 – 1. Beer Quotes

9. Instead of water we got here a draught of beer…a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once—which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines. Henry David Thoreau

8. I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious

7. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

6. But that’s only really one in dog beers. Anon

5. A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields

4. I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. Greek proverb

3. Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. Hugh Hood

2. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

1.Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. It will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway.

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