Top 58 Constitution Jokes

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The history of the Constitution of the United States hasn’t been easy. However, this historical document has still managed to withstand the test of time. With that in mind, check out the top 58 Constitution jokes.

#58 – 50. Constitution Jokes

58. I got caught with a copy of the Constitution I swear I read it for the articles.

57. Why did the blonde wear a tanktop to school? Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.

56. What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution? Freedom of Peach

55. Someone should tell trump and his fellow Republicans that the constitution isn’t a bible You can’t pick and choose which parts you want to obey.

54. Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don’t do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.

53. First the worst, second the best Is what Trump thinks of constitutional ammendments

52. There’s an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts… I call it “The Right To Bare Arms”

51. Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments…12 and Under

50. The constitution is biased It has far more rights than it does lefts

#49 – 40. Constitution Jokes

49. Say what you want about the 1st amendment…

48. Why Do The Iroquois Mention Lord’s in Their Constitution? Because they’ll never be royals…..

47. Donald Trump tweeted the he wants to resign today. But it was a typo. He tweeted moments later he wants to re-sign the U.S Constitution with only his name on it.

46. Why did so many people dislike the constitution?It was too negative, they should have changed con to pro.

45. What does the Vatican City’s constitution have in common with the constitution of the United States? Both are by the papal, for the papal.

44. If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?

43. Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign? She was let down by a weak Constitution.

42. Pros are good and cons are bad, so…What’s the opposite of constitution?

41. How did George Washington survive being shot so many times in war and duels? He put all of his points into Constitution.

40. A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit “I have rights you know!” says the blonde, “It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms”.

#39 – 30. Constitution Jokes

39. My wife caught me looking at a copy of the Constitution yesterday. I said, “Honey, I’m only reading it for the Articles.”

38. Why did Yogi like the second amendment?… Because he loved his bear arms.

37. A brief primer on the articles of the U.S. Constitution It’s “the.”

36. My wife’s dad just beat me in a race to read the entire constitution. I got quite far, but he’s farther in law.

35. Have you heard of the Junta’s new constitution? It’s really Thai-ing down the people.

34. Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms.

33. My wife and I hung a copy of the US constitution in our house. We call it the decoration of independence.

32. Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear’s arms? Because according to the 2nd amendment…..the hunter has the right to bear arms.

31. I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights. My daughter said, “that makes them the founding feathers, dad.” I’ve never been so proud.

30. My son asked why i climbed above the constitution I said that I wanted to be above the law

#29 – 20. Constitution Jokes

29. I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!

28. The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work. The right to bare arms.

27. I’m glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms… Otherwise, I’d have been amputated at birth.

26. “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?”

25. It took the Simian Council weeks of tense negotiating for a new Constitution, but eventually… it all ended with a Round of Ape Laws.

24. How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!

23. A Parisian walks into a books store and asks for a copy of the French constitution. The store owner says “We don’t sell periodicals.”

22. Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day . . .Teach a man to phish and he’ll create a constitutional crisis using hacked emails and kompromat.

21. Mr. President, what do you think about the constitution? “It’s truly awesome. I defeated the virus in only four days and I feel better than 20 years ago.”

20. What are the first three words of the Constitution of the Vatican? We the papal…

#19 – 10. Constitution Jokes

19. I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms?

18. The gyms must remain open The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press

17. Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution…The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.

16. The opposite of “constitution”…is “prostitution”…

15. Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?

14. What’s the difference between the American constitution and the Chinese constitution? They both guarantee freedom of speech but the American constitution also guarantees freedom after the speech.

13. The United States would be a very weak country in Dungeons & Dragons. They only have 1 Constitution.

12. “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “where’s the rest of the bear?”

11. Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing: The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.

10. Donald Trump says he can “protect the Constitution” Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?

#9 – 1. Constitution Jokes

9. Second Amendment If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired.

8. What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH!

7. Between the First Amendment’s freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment’s no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying “some assembly required, battery not included.”

6. What is a Republican’s favorite Choose Your Own Adventure? The U.S. Constitution.

5. Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other…the NSA will finally read it.

4. What would Nicholas Cage ‘ main stat be if he was a class in an RPG? Constitution.

3. Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?… She was let down by a weak Constitution.

2. Con is the opposite of pro, and con is bad. So if we want to turn the constitution into something better, then we should change it to…

1. I went to the NRA and told them the 2nd amendment is worthless… They were triggered.

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