Top 60 Knight Jokes

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Knights were the warriors of the Middle Ages. However, did you know they could be funny? With that in mind, check out the top 60 knight jokes.

#60 – 50. Knight Jokes

60. Q: What types of dragon stories are knights famous for? A: Long tales…

59. Q: What was Camelot? A: The place where camels are parked.

58. Who was that knight who always made sure that there was extra food for himself and his squire for the journey? He was the knight Sir Plus.

57. Q: Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table? A: Sir Cumference

56. What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.

55. Q: Why did the knight ask the dragon to join his band? A: He really knew his scales.

54. Q: What do you call a vampire in a metal suit? A: A bite in shining armour.

53. What do you call a knight who is scared and wary of taking risks during a fight? You call him Sir Cumspect!

52. What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor? A king on horseback!

51. Q: Why did the king have a round table? A: So he wouldn’t be cornered.

50. What do you call a group of squires who are attending singing school and learning how to sing? You call them a Schoir.

#49 – 40. Knight Jokes

49. Q: What was Camelot most famous for? A: The knight life.

48. Q: What do you call a medieval place of education? A: Knight school.

47. What was King Arthur’s favorite game? Knights and crosses!

46. Q: What’s the easiest way to find a princess? A: Follow the footprince.

45. Q: Why were some medieval times called the dark ages? A: Because there were so many knights.

44. Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day? A: They fight knights.

43. What do you call a Knight who always finds a way to successfully overcome an obstacle? He is known as Sir Cumvent!

42. What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!

41. What do you call a knight who is extremely confident in his abilities to fight and possesses a lot of self-belief? We call him the knight Sir Tain.

40. What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.

#39 – 30. Knight Jokes

39. Q. What medieval king wrote books? A. King Author.

38. What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books? King Author!

37. When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave? Rust in peace!

36. Q: How did knights send messages in the forest? A: Using moss code.

35. What was Camelot famous for? Its knight-life.

34. How do you address a knight who is known to be very cowardly and is always ready to give in his fight? Everyone calls him Sir Render.

33. Q: Why did king Arthur go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned.

32. What was that knight’s name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.

31. What do you call a knight hiding in a new and well-polished cupboard? He is known as the Knight in Shining Armoire.

30. Q: Where do pork knights park their horses? A: Spam a lot

#29 – 20. Knight Jokes

29. What do you call a medieval lamp? Knight light

28. Q: What did the King name the extra knight? A: Sir Plus.

27. Q: What eats more knights than a dragon? A: Two dragons.

26. What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses? Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

25. Q: What the most frustrating thing for dragons when knights gave them birthday parties? A: Blowing out the candles…

24. Q: What was the name of the wizard science teacher? A: Al Chemy.

23. What do you call the knight who has the loudest voice all through the entire kingdom? Sir Roundsound.

22. Q: How did Sir Lancelot know how much the dragon weighed? A: Easy – it came with scales.

21. Q: Where did knights learn to fight dragons? A: In knight school.

20. After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!

#19 – 10. Knight Jokes

19. What do you think the name is of the knight who has his head in the clouds all the time? We call him Sir Rus!

18. Q: Who is strong enough to move a castle? A: A chess player!

17. Q: What do you call a dragon who can juggle knights? A: Talon-ted.

16. What should be the name of the knight who had to act like a clown on the orders of the King? Sir Cus!

15. What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.

14. Q: Which knight always gave up? A: Sir Render.

13. Q: Why was Sir Galahad tired? A: He worked the knight shift…

12. What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!

11. What should be the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.

10. Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.

#9 – 1. Knight Jokes

9. What was the most dangerous time for knights? Nightfall

8. What do you call a brave and chivalrous owl who has defeated many evils numerous times? He is called a Knight Owl!

7. Q: Which day of the week do dragons eat the most knights? A: Chewsday

6. Q: What did the dragon say when he saw a knight approach? A: Mmmmm. More tinned food…

5. Q: Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights? A: He was tired of canned food…

4. Where did knights learn to kill dragons? At knight school!

3. Q: What do knights do in the morning? A: They wake up!

2. Q: Which knight never doubted himself? A: Sir Tanlee.

1. Q: Who designed King Arthur’s round table? A: Sir Cumference.

Ideas for the top 60 knight jokes come from the following sources.^[1]kidadl – 65+ Best Knight Puns And Jokes^[2]Fun Kids Jokes – Knight Joke^[3]Jokes for kids – funny knight joke