Top 105 Funny Mexican Jokes

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You probably already knew that Mexican food is some of the best food in the world. However, did you know they have great jokes as well? With that in mind, check out the top 105 funny Mexican jokes.

#105 – 100. Funny Mexican Jokes

105. Mexican and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

104. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan

103. What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A Beaner-Schnitzel

102. What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

101. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

100. What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.

#99 – 90. Funny Mexican Jokes

99. What do you call a dinosaur with a sombrero? Tyranosaurus-Mex.

98. What do you call a bad puppy? Felix Naughty Dog

97. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

96. What kind of containers are there in Mexico? Mexicans.

95. Project X is still not even close to being as crazy as a Mexican party. Nice try gringos

94. What do you call an Mexican in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee.

93. What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? Steal a chicken

92. What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves? Inch-iladas.

91. Why couldn’t the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn’t haberno.

90. Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque? The beans keep falling through the grill

#89 – 80. Funny Mexican Jokes

89. El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a “talk” with Trump.

88. Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!

87. Where are the best margaritas served? In the gulp of Mexico.

86. Why do Mexicans drive low riders? They are too short to get into any other type of car.

85. Why can’t Mexicans be firemen? They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

84. What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? Cross country

83. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn’t matter because they’re all to short.

82. Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

81. What’s a Mexicans favorite subject? Math, because all they know how to do is multiply.

80. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

#79 – 70. Funny Mexican Jokes

79. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

78. What do you call a mexican with a bottle of vermouth? A dry Martinez.

77. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila.

76. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!

75. 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.

74. Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

73. Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

72. What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby? A car thief who can’t actually drive is born.

71. What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.

70. How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.

#69 – 60. Funny Mexican Jokes

69. What do you need for a Mexican booty call? Netflix and Chilled gazpacho.

68. Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3’s? Because it says no trespassing

67. Name the only American holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate? Labor day!

66. What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.

65. What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian? Oil of Ol’e.

64. What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don’t know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges

63. What do you call a little mexican? a paragraph cause he’s not an ese yet

62. If the ocean was whiskey, and the sand was cocaine, I’d be in Mexico feeling no pain

61. What do you call a Mexican jedi apprentice? Pada Juan.

60. What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro, sink-o.

#59 – 50. Funny Mexican Jokes

59. What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common? They both take your money and don’t work.

58. Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3’s? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

57. How does every Mexican joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

56. What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man? A car thief who can’t drive!

55. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi Juan Kenobi.

54. How do you keep Mexicans from stealing? Put everthing on the top shelf.

53. What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.

52. What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car? Carlos!

51. What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto.

50. Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder? For a Juan night stand.

#49 – 40. Funny Mexican Jokes

49. I’m starting a Mariachi band with four of my Mexican friends. We’ll call ourselves “Juan Direction.”

48. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours

47. What’s the difference between pick and choose? Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.

46. Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders

45. What do the Mexicans call “The Bachelorette”? Pico de Gallo.

44. Good luck building a “Big Beautiful Wall” without illegals.

43. Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

42. Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they’ll have something to pick in the winter.

41. Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather? Because they are afraid of ICE.

40. What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners? Baked Beans.

#39 – 30. Funny Mexican Jokes

39. What do you call a Mexican with no car? Joaquin!

38. Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

37. How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don’t work in the future, either.

36. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Mexico.

35. What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? Juan Chu

34. Did u hear about those two mexicans that went to college? Neither did I

33. Whats the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo? Nobody pretends to be Mexican.

32. Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

31. Why’d the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

30. Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had two cars.

#29 – 20. Funny Mexican Jokes

29. Mexicans be like you’re the only Juan for me.

28. Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like? They both run jump shoot and steal

27. How do you teach a Mexican to swim? Put a fence in front of the pool

26. My Latino friend was angry I made a Mexican joke, so I said “Lets taco bout it.”

25. How do you break up a Mexican party? Call Nine Juan Juan.

24. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

23. What’s a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

22. “I hate tacos” said no Juan ever

21. What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.

20. How many Mexicans does it take to change a tire? It depends on how many need to get out of the trunk first.

#19 – 10. Funny Mexican Jokes

19. What is the difference between a Mexican and a elevator? One can raise families.

18. What do you call a Mexican in a Chinese Restaurant? A Juantan

17. How do you stop a mexican from robbing your house? Put up a help-wanted sign

16. Why do you never see a funeral procession in Mexican neighborhoods? There are never enough jumper cables.

15. How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

14. Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

13. Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que.

12. Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat? About three Coronas.

11. Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

10. What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko De Mayo.

#9 – 1. Funny Mexican Jokes

9. What do you call good Mexican food? Top Natchos.

8. What did the Mexican say when he had the best time of his life? Taco about a good time.

7. What do you call two Mexican FireFighting brothers? Hose A and Hose B

6. What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

5. What does a depressed Mexican say? I don’t wanna taco bout it.

4. Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because there is no tres-passing.

3. How do you say “tall Mexicans” in Spanish? Churros

2. What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer? Arriba McEntire.

1.What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs Predator.

Ideas for the top 105 funny Mexican jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]SuperJokes.net – Mexican Joke^[2]booktopia – 100% Funny Mexican Jokes^[3]Jokes 4 Us – Mexico Jokes