Top 64 NASCAR Jokes

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NASCAR is one of the most popular car sports. With that in mind, check out the top 64 NASCAR jokes.

#64 – 60. NASCAR Jokes

64. Q: Why does a Formula One driver carry crap in his wallet? A: For identification. Have you Heard?

63. I’m not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it’s popular in some circles.

62. My girlfriend told me my love making reminds her of Earnhardt Jr. Because everytime I do good I find away to wreck it before I finish!

61. NASCAR is officially canceled After discovering it’s just a human traffic ring

60. Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck And her husband.

#59 – 50. NASCAR Jokes

59. Q: What don’t drivers eat before a big race? A: In case they get indy-gestion.

58. Q: What is Kevin Harvick’s favorite color? A: Caution Flag Yellow

57. Matthew McConaughey just bought NASCAR And he’s making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they’re going all right, all right, all right

56. Q: What is the worst thing about 5 Jeff Gordon Fans going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo? A: A Monte Carlo Seats 6.

55. Why are stories about Nascars so satisfying? Because they always come full circle

54. How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire? None – they took the wheels off their homes years ago.

53. Q: Where Can You Find Thousands Of Redneck Jokes? A: At Any NASCAR Event

52. I’d be a terrible NASCAR driver because I’m always right.

51. Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races. But how will drivers know they’ve entered the last lap of the race?

50. Q: What’s the hardest thing about trying to become the first woman to win the Daytona 500? A: Telling your parents that your Lesbian!

#49 – 40. NASCAR Jokes

49. I prefer Indy car over Nascar…I guess that makes me racist.

48. What do Nascar and a Kinko’s dumpster have in common? They’re both filled with white trash.

47. Why does Hitler hate Nascar? It reminds him that he never got to finish a race.

46. Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit A good retirement plan.

45. The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.

44. Q: What Does NASCAR Stand For? A: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

43. Q: Why Is Tony Stewart Always In The Lead? A: He Loves Getting Slammed In The Rear.

42. Q: What do Matt Kenseth fans use for Birth Control? A: Their personalities.

41. Did you hear? Jeff Burton went to work for the telephone company so he could finally get on the pole.

40. Q: What Does Brittany Spears And Dale Earnhardt Jr Have In Common? A: They Both Blow Rods

#39 – 30. NASCAR Jokes

39. What’s the difference between politicians and nascar drivers? One advertises there sponspors and the other keeps it hidden!

38. If India ever hosted Nascar would it be called Namascar?

37. I think it’s important to keep the races separate. Just imagine how unfair it would be for a horse in NASCAR.

36. Why does Matthew McConaughey only watch NASCAR in a mirror? So the turns are all right all right all right.

35. Q: What would Dale Earnhardt be doing if he was alive today? A: Banging On The Lid Of The Casket Trying To Get Out

34. Q: Why Do Rednecks Do It Doggy Style? A: So They Can Both Watch The Race

33. Q: What do you call 1,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

32. Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we’re trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently NASCAR fans didn’t want to mix the races….

31. How do NASCAR drivers get to the track? They take the next left.

30. I believe that some races are superior to others…Sorry NASCAR fans, but Formula One is just so much more entertaining

#29 – 20. NASCAR Jokes

29. What’s the difference between NASCAR and the NBA? NASCAR isn’t always just about the race.

28. We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition. No matter how hard I try I still can’t outrun a Nascar.

27. The first black NASCAR driver…did alot for the race

26. Q: If Robert Pressley, John Andretti and Geoff Bodine were in a boat and the Boat Sinks, Who Would be saved? A: Half the cars in Sundays Race.

25. Q: What did the ace car say to the letter R? A: Come and join me!

24. Politicians should be required to dress like NASCAR drivers. With patches all over their suits telling us who their “sponsors” are.

23. Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.

22. Q: What is the difference between Tony Stewarts car and a porcupine? A: On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

21. Q: Why Do Rednecks Only Drive On A Racetrack? A: Because They Can Not Drive On The Road!

20. Q: Why did NASCAR outlaw the Polish victory lap? A: Because it was interfering with Jeff Burton’s ability of finish the race!

#19 – 10. NASCAR Jokes

19. What do you call someone who thinks NASCAR is superior to any other racing sport? A racist.

18. Q: What do you call Michael Waltrip racing with his car tied to the back of Jeff Gordon’s? A: A true restrictor plate

17. What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

16. Q: How can you tell when a nascar fan is watching a Formula One race? A: When he taps you on the shoulder and asks “Are we watching qualifying?”

15. Q: Why isn’t NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield worried about reportedly testing positive for methamphetamines again? A: Hollywood is calling and wants him to co-star in a sequel to “Speed Racer”

14. Q: Do race drivers stop and take a nap? A: Yeah, when they are getting tired.

13. Have you heard about the Nascar driver that’s in the KKK? He’s a racist.

12. What’s the difference between a presidential election and a nascar race? In nascar they wear their sponsors on their shirts.

11. What has an IQ of 100 and a full set of teeth? The front row at a NASCAR race.

10. What is a six letter race that starts with a ‘N’ and ends with a ‘R’ Nascar

#9 – 1. NASCAR Jokes

9. Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar. Illegal drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.

8. Q: What Does Dale Earnhardt And Pink Floyd Have In Common? A: Their Last Big Hit Was “The Wall”.

7. Q: How can you tell when Mark Martin is going to say something intelligent? A: He starts out with “I once heard Tony Stewart say……”

6. NASCAR bans the confederate flag? Finally a turn in the right direction.

5. What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during? NASCAR

4. Bobby Labonte is in the Hospital! Apparently he hasn’t passed anything for almost 2 years!

3. How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: ‘That’s nascar ye got there.”

2. Cars rip by at 200mph, so how fast do you have to be a NASCAR cameraman? Reel quick

1. Why do conservatives hate the NASCAR subreddit? It always takes a left turn

Ideas for the top 64 NASCAR jokes come from the following sources.^[1]jokes4us – auto racing jokes^[2]Yellowjokes – nascar joke^[3]punstoppable – NASCAR Puns