Top 71 Ninja Jokes

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You will never see a ninja coming. That’s the same with these jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 71 ninja jokes.

#71 – 70. Ninja Jokes

71. Q: Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood? A: For throwing stars!

70. I typed “ninjas” into thesaurus.com. It said “ninjas cannot be found.” Well played ninjas, well played.

#69 – 60. Ninja Jokes

69. Ninjas can hear so good…they can hear bees burp.

68. Why can’t ninjas really be zombies? You can’t say shhhhhh, with no lips.

67. Q: What does a Ninja order at Burger King? A: A whop- paa!! (joke courtesy of D. Kennedy)

66. Why don’t ninjas watch sad movies? Ninjas make sad stuff smell their stinky socks!

65. Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates? They always destroy the shredder.

64. Who finds Waldo every time? A ninja. Nobody hides from a ninja.

63. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers.

62. Why can’t ninjas be in a movie? They keeps throwing stars.

61. What do you call a ninja with 8 older brothers? A Nine-ja

60. Where do ninjas get snacks? From your plate

#59 – 50. Ninja Jokes

59. Q: What did the ninja sing after beating an army of skeletons? A: Bad to the Bone

58. Ninjas are so scary…they make onions cry.

57. Why can’t you find a ninja? Because he already found you.

56. Ninja 1: Hey bud, could you throw me that little metal star? Ninja 2: Shuriken

55. Q: What do ninjas like to play during recess? A: Ninjump-rope

54. What do you call a surprise party for a ninja? Nothing, it’ll never happen.

53. What is the only thing stronger than a ninja? Two ninjas

52. What games do ninjas win on the play ground? All of them

51. Q: What is a Ninja’s favorite drink? A: Wataaaaa (water)

50. Q: Why did the foolish ninja stare at the orange juice can? A: Because it said ‘concentrate’ on it.

#49 – 40. Ninja Jokes

49. Ninjas are so nimble they can climb a rope…without a rope.

48. Why don’t ninjas make such good singers? Nobody can hear whisper songs.

47. Ninjas run so fast…they get there yesterday.

46. Q: What do ninjas order at restaurants? A: Swordfish

45. What is the only thing zombies are afraid of? Zombie Ninjas

44. Q: What do you call a red-haired ninja? A: A ginga.

43. Can a ninja be fearless? No. They scare themselves.

42. What shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

41. Q: What do you call a ninja ruler? A: Lur-king.

40. Ninjas are so accurate…they can kick a cyclops between the eye.

#39 – 30. Ninja Jokes

39. What is a ninja’s favorite drink? Punch

38. What is a ninja’s most favorite fish? Swordfish

37. Q: Why did the bad guy cross the road? A: To get away from a ninja!

36. What is a ninja pig called? Pork-chop.

35. Q: How did the ninja beat the pig? A: With a pork-chop.

34. What do you call two ninjas? A pair of sneakers!

33. Q: How do you ask a ninja to leave? A: Say Ninjago!

32. Q: Why don’t ninjas watch sad movies? A: They’re too sensei-tive

31. How does a ninja say hello? Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!

30. Q: Where do ninja zombies train? A: On a ninja training corpse.

#29 – 20. Ninja Jokes

29. Q: Why was the ninja told after his job interview? A: You’re Hy’aad!

28. What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu

27. Q: Why do ninja’s make good Halloween guests? A: They’re great at carving Jack-o-lanterns!

26. What’s the only think the Hulk can’t smash? A ninja

25. Q: How will you know when you’ve met a ninja? A: The grim reaper will tell you!

24. What did the ninja get everyone for Christmas? Ninjabread men

23. Q: Where do ninja get supplies? A: The Stealth Food Store

22. Q: What was the ninja’s reply when Charlie Brown asked him for a kite? A: I have nun-chuck.

21. How high can a ninja count? To infinity, 2 times

20. What is a ninja’s second favorite fish? Starfish

#19 – 10. Ninja Jokes

19. Q: Why did the ninja go to college? A: He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

18. Q: What do you call a surprise party for a ninja? A: A very bad idea!

17. Q: What was the ninja doing on the island of Sodor? A: He wanted to be an ninja-neer.

16. Q: What do ninja’s drink during the summer? A: Karah Tea

15. How do you tell a ninja to get lost? Ninja-go!

14. What football position do ninjas play? Kicker

13. Q: What’s a ninja’s favorite Halloween game? A: Hide-and-ghost-seek!

12. Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, But Jack can’t jump a ninja kick.

11. How do ninjas get across the ocean? Flying Side Kick

10. Why did the chicken cross the road? The ninja told her to

#9 – 1. Ninja Jokes

9. Q: Why are the best martial artists such good singers? A: They really know how to BELT it out.

8. Q: What did the ninja bring to the Christmas party? A: Ninjabread men.

7. Ninjas jump so high…they go down.

6. Q: What did the pirate ninja say to the buccaneer? A: Ninjarrrrrrrrrgh.

5. What does a pirate ninja say? Ninjarrrrrrrrr

4. How will you know when you’ve found a ninja? You won’t. Ninjas find you.

3. Why can’t you beat ninjas in a race? They’re already there.

2. So, I went to a ninja parade It was a complete rip off. I didn’t see a damn thing, but I kept finding candy in my pockets.

1. Ninjas hear so well…they can hear sign language.

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