Top 74 Redneck Jokes

Les Listes is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

Rednecks have a reputation for being a bit funny and different. Check out the top 74 redneck jokes.

#74 – 70. Redneck Jokes

74. Why do pigeons fly over trailer parks with their backs down? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

73. How Do You End A Party In A Trailer Park? Flush the punch bowl

72. Have you seen the film about the tractor? its really good. I have seen the trailor!

71. Q: What Happens When Southern People Can’t Talk Anymore? A: They Go Through Withdrawal.

70. What Do Rednecks Call Duct Tape? Chrome.

#69 – 60. Redneck Jokes

69. Q: What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working? A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

68. Q: What’s the difference between a redneck and poor white trash? A: a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.

67. What’s The Difference Between Helen Keller And A Redneck? She got famous for not being able to read.

66. Q: What do you call a redneck swimming in the ocean? A: A saltine cracker.

65. What do you call a Redneck Orgy? FAMILY REUNION!

64. How do you tell a redneck is married? There are tobacco spits on either side of his pickup truck.

63. Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask a redneck!

62. Why Do Ducks Fly Upside Down Over Trailer Parks? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

61. How did the redneck die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

60. What Can A Pizza Do That A Redneck Can’t? Feed a family of 4.

#59 – 50. Redneck Jokes

59. What’s The Difference Between Virginia And West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.

58. What do two rednecks say after breaking up? Lets just be cousins.

57. What can a pizza do that a redneck can’t do? Feed a family of 4

56. How Do You Castrate A Redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth.

55. How Do You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck? Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush.”

54. What do you call a Black Orgy? Mud Wrestling

53. Q: What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck? A: White Power!

52. Q: What’s the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? A: You just have one set of grandparents to get presents from.

51. What is a Redneck’s defense in court? “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”

50. Q: What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.

#49 – 40. Redneck Jokes

49. Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A: A Fire Cracker!

48. Q: What happens when you sing country music backwards? A: You get your wife and job back.

47. How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

46. Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

45. What do you call an European Orgy? A snowball

44. Why Did God Invent Armadillos? So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the halfshell.

43. What Do You Call A Goat On A Mountain? Hillbilly.

42. How Many Rednecks Does It Take To Eat A Possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

41. Q: How do you casterate a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the mouth

40. Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there is no dental records.

#39 – 30. Redneck Jokes

39. Q: Why didn’t the possum cross the road? A: Because in the trailer park he’s the other white meat!

38. What’s A Redneck’s Defense In Court? Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”

37. Q: What’s white, a redneck, and twelve inches long? A: Nothing.

36. Redneck: “My girl broke up with me… at least she said we could still be cousins.

35. Q: Why do rednecks drive old pick up trucks? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

34. How do you piss of a redneck? Tell him you lost all his meth.

33. When two rednecks divorce, do they still remain family?

32. What Does A Redneck Do When The Dishwasher Stops Working? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

31. “Why don’t rednecks get sick so often? Germs have their pride too.

30. What’s the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck? She got famous for not being able to read.

#29 – 20. Redneck Jokes

29. What Happens When Southern People Can’t Talk Anymore? They go through withdrawal.

28. What Do You Call A Redneck Bursting Into Flames? A firecracker.

27. How Does A Redneck Get A Girlfriend? By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!

26. How do you end a party in a trailer park? Flush the punchbowl.

25. Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.”

24. Q: What is 35 feet long and has 42 teeth? A: A bus full of rednecks.

23. Q: What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y’all.. Watch this!

22. Where does a redneck live? “Inbread”

21. Q: What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A: A full set of teeth….

20. How Did The Redneck Die From Drinking Milk? The cow fell on him!

#19 – 10. Redneck Jokes

19. Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

18. Q: How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? A: Put mayonnaise on it.

17. Q: Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth? A: The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.

16. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.

15. Q: How do rednecks fish? A: With dynamite

14. Q: How do rednecks spend the first week of the school year? A: Studying the Miranda Rights

13. One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted?

12. What’s The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies? Hey y’all.. Watch this!

11. Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A: A virgin.

10. Q: Why don’t they allow rednecks into Sea World? A: Because fishing poles are not allowed!

#9 – 1. Redneck Jokes

9. Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Move To The South? He heard everyone had the same DNA.

8. Q: What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

7. Q: What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

6. Why Did The Redneck Hijack A Plane & Demand To Be Taken To Jeopardy? Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

5. What Are The Only Two Seasons A Redneck Can Name? Football, and construction.

4. Did You Hear About The New 3 Million Dollar Tennessee Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

3. Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the halfshell.

2. How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married? There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

1. Why Do Folks From The South Go To Movies In Groups Of 18 Or More? 17 and under are not admitted.

Ideas for the top 101 redneck jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Ranker – The Best Redneck Joke^[2]Short Funny – The Best Redneck Joke^[3]Jokes 4 Us – Redneck Joke