Top 85 Ginger Jokes

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Similar to blondes, gingers also have a lot of funny stereotypes and jokes about them. With that in mind, check out the top 85 ginger jokes.

#85 – 80. Ginger Jokes

85. Q: Why don’t gingers visit Pamplona, Spain in July? A: Running of the Bulls

84. Q: What do you call a Ginger in a Porn film? A: Cameraman.

83. What do you call a tall redhead? A gingeraffe.

82. Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger? A: A gingerbreadmon

81. Q: How do you cure a ginger? A: Chemotherapy.

80. Q: What’s the difference between this joke and sex? A: Gingers will get this joke.

#79 – 70. Ginger Jokes

79. Q: Why is it called the Virgin Islands? A: Only Gingers live there!

78. Q: What book will never make a woman wet? A: 50 Shades of Ginger.

77. Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? A: Normal.

76. Two gingers are in a car. Who is driving? The constable.

75. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A redhead.

74. Q: What’s worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on November 9th, 2005 in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids? A: Being a Ginger Kid and having to go to school on November 10th, 2005!

73. Q: What do you call a gay Ginger? A: Flaming.

72. Q: How do you know your adopted? A: When your the only ginger in the family.

71. Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? A: He went around killing gingers.

70. Two gingers drove off a cliff in a Vauxhall Zafira. The police called it “a terrible tragedy”, as the car could have seated 7.

#69 – 60. Ginger Jokes

69. Q: How do Gingers do a high-five? A: Clap.

68. Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes? A: Someone told them to a redhead.

67. Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend? A: a ginger snap.

66. Q: How does every Redhead joke begin? A: By looking over your shoulder!

65. Q: Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead’s chest? A: They needed a level playing field.

64. Winter time reminder: Paint your rocks white in case the Gingers next door have a snowball fight!

63. What’s the difference between a ginger and a snake? One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

62. What’s the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed? A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied. A redhead let’s you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

61. Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

60. Q: What do you call a ginger at a party? A: Unwelcome.

#59 – 50. Ginger Jokes

59. Q: How does a ginger answer her phone on a Saturday night? A: Wrong number.

58. Q: How do you start an argument with a redhead? A: Say something.

57. Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party? A: The invitation.

56. Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts? A: A mutant.

55. Q: What do you call a redheaded ninja? A: a ginga

54. What’s the difference between a ginger and a freezer? A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.

53. Q: When do you call a Ginger sexy? A: If she’s a brunette named Ginger.

52. How can you tell when a ginger is satisfied? She unties you

51. Q: What do you call an attractive male with a Ginger lady? A: a gigolo.

50. What does a ginger and a refrigerator have in common? They’re both cold and have no soul.

#49 – 40. Ginger Jokes

49. Q: What happens when you take a redheads cookie? A: You get a Ginger Snap.

48. Q: Why are ginger kids lucky? A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson’s house

47. Q: What do you call a ginger prostitute? A: Orange pay as you go

46. Q: What’s shorter than an Asian’s dick? A: a Ginger’s temper.

45. Q: Why are redheads flat chested? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts

44. What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

43. Q: What do extinct dinosaurs and Gingers have in common? A: Not enough

42. Q: What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night? A: Shocked.

41. Q: What do you call a soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of red hair between his two front teeth? A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER

40. Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? A: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch.

#39 – 30. Ginger Jokes

39. Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.

38. Q: Why are gingers like guns? A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it.

37. Q: Why do redheads take the pill? A: Wishful thinking.

36. What do you call a good looking man with a redhead? A hostage.

35. Q: How do gingers reach orgasm? A: All alone.

34. What was the most unbelievable amazing magical power demonstrated in the Harry Potter movies? A ginger boy with two friends.

33. Q: What kind of beds do Gingers sleep on? A: Temper-pedics.

32. Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart if you’re a redhead? A: Through his ribcage.

31. Q: What’s the difference between a ginger and a vampire? A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.

30. Q: What’s the difference between a dead possum on the road and a dead ginger? A: The possum was probably on its way to meet friends!

#29 – 20. Ginger Jokes

29. Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life? A: Grey Hair

28. What do ginger kids have to look forward to later in life? Going gray.

27. Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy? A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

26. Q: What do you call a redhead who Masterbates more than twice a day? A: A Terrorwrist

25. Q: What’s the differences between Micheal Jackson and a Ginger? A: Micheal Jackson actually had sex

24. Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common? A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.

23. What do you call a Ginger getting an abortion?A crime stopper.

22. What do you call a redhead with an attitude? Normal.

21. Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.

20. Q: What’s the best thing about being Ginger? A: You know you weren’t adopted.

#19 – 10. Ginger Jokes

19. How do you start an argument with a redhead? Say something.

18. Q: What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer? A: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.

17. Q: What’s the only thing redheads drink? A: Ginger Ale.

16. Q: What’s the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: A shoe has a soul.

15. Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha? A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.

14. Q: Why did God invent colour blindness? A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.

13. Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor

12. Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid.

11. What’s the difference between a ginger and a Styrofoam cup? Burning Styrofoam is bad for the earth.

10. What do you call it when a ginger’s phone rings on a Saturday night? A wrong number.

#9 – 1. Ginger Jokes

9. Q: How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three? A: When they’re with a blonde.

8. Q: What do you call a ginger kid eating a carrot? A: Cannibalism

7. Q: What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side? A: An interpreter.

6. Q: What’s the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

5. Q: “What type of trains don’t let gingers ride?” A: “The Soul Train”

4. Q: Why do gingers burn when they go out in the sun? A: Natural selection.

3. Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds.

2. What’s the difference between a ginger and roadkill? There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.

1. Q: What’s the advantage of a blond over a redhead? A: You can at least ignore a blond safely.

Ideas for the top 85 ginger jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Jokes 4 Us – Ginger Joke^[2]Cartcons – 80 Funniest Ginger Joke Available on the Internet^[3]LaffGaff – Funny Ginger Joke / Redhead Jokes