The Top 76 Social Media Jokes for Social Media Day

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Social media is a great way to stay in contact with friends from all around the world. With that in mind, check out the top 76 social media jokes.

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#76 – 70. Social Media Jokes

76. Golden rule of social media, “Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted”.

75. What do social media Influencers and perverts have in common? They both think people want their exposure.

74. The redditor says “Then I’ll go home and spend time with the wifi.” I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook…but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

73. Being on social media is like having sex It’s fun until you know your parents do it too

72. You gotta be careful on social media these days. I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.

71. I’m slightly peturbed by people these days showing off in weird, but understandable ways on social media. Weird flex, but ok.

70. What did the virus name it’s social media account? Influenceza

#69 – 60. Social Media Jokes

69. going on social media these days is like going to church after 5mins, I feel guilty af

68. What are frogs’ favorite social media platform? Reddit

67. A 19-year-old teen had to be admitted after he became addicted to social media. He’s currently being tweeted in hospital.

66. Unlike Twitter, social media contains unlimited characters.

65. We’re going to be OOO next week because we’re going on a company-wide retweet.

64. The amount of advertising on social media is super surprising. What’s not surprising? How much money you can save with GEICO Renters Insurance.

63. What do you call a reptile that starts fights over social media? An InstaGator

62. What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction? Instagrammar

61. I told my mother my wife was pregnant. That was the moment she became an Instagram.

60. Ever since selfies became a social trend, my feed has been nothing but ‘meme, myself, and I.’

#59 – 50. Social Media Jokes

59. I ran into a stop sign at night; couldn’t see it because of the dark post.

58. A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks.

57. I wanted my pictures of the beef jerky factory to disappear in a day, so I Snapped into a Slim Jim.

56. Working on a social listening report today, it’s just like any other lurkday.

55. I tried making an anti social media platform. But it never went anywhere.

54. A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals. It’s the TikTok tic tac tactic.

53. What did the French army general do on social media? Retweet!

52. Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children They’ll go viral in no time.

51. During the holiday season, I became a heavy GIF giver. Did you hear about the blogger who stole my computer? He finally got RSS-ted.

50. There’s a new social media app created by the bakers’ union called “breadit”. You can buy a loaf on it but only if it’s stale and has been posted by 6 bakers in the last week.

#49 – 40. Social Media Jokes

49. How can you spot the losers in a social media War? They’re the ones yelling, “Retweet! Retweet!!”

48. I’m starting a social media website for religious people with a lisp Faithbook

47. What does Chipotle dread when making a post on social media? Going viral

46. I’m not sure where all the racists are going to go when social media platforms kick them off They can’t all go to Congress

45. Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won’t believe what happens next.

44. Trump has more impeachments than he does social media accounts. This joke will never get old, ever.

43. Marketers favorite drink? Brand-y.

42. My doctor refuses to post my diagnosis to social media…He says my disease is untweetable…

41. If Thanos used social media, what platform would he use? Snapchat

40. What do you call a sad gangster? An Emo-G.

#39 – 30. Social Media Jokes

39. Seeing as how Mount St Helen’s been all over social media… I vote we change her name to Mount St Karen..as a warning for future generations

38. What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media? You get a fern request.

37. Social media is like waking up in a mental asylum. You have no idea you’re committed until you try to leave.

36. As part of a promotion, we set up two of our Facebook fans on a blind date. The program was a failure because they didn’t click.

35. What’s the opposite of social media? Social life.

34. If social media were a thing in 1937 would people on the Hindenburg say: “Here before this blows up.”

33. I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody’s joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.

32. Went to my favorite hardware store’s Facebook page because I heard they have a lot of fans.

31. Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick? They’re Instagram Influenzas

30. Wanted to follow the local fence company, but they didn’t have enough posts.

#29 – 20. Social Media Jokes

29. I hear there is a new app for the COVID conscious. It is called FaceMask.

28. When people announce they’re taking a break from social media on social media: Me: “Alexa, set timer for one day”

27. I told my Dad I am going to delete all of my social media accounts, throw away my electronics and go live in the woods. He told me I can’t just Thoreau my life away.

26. What goes best on a link post salad? Addressing.

25. Why do I follow breweries on Instagram? For the Double-Tap.

24. Health food grocery store doesn’t like to boost content, they rely on organic reach.

23. There’s a new social media platform where people can take pictures of how they’ve been conned by their coke dealer. Isntagram

22. What’s Forrest Gump’s social media password? 1forrest1

21. What do you get when you cross a social media site with a Chinese investor? [redacted]

20. We promoted a Facebook live video of a gym class. We bid on See-P.E.

#19 – 10. Social Media Jokes

19. For a while now, I always wondered how my parents passed the time in the 80’s and 90’s without social media I asked my 32 other siblings and they’ve got no idea either.

18. I’m surprised Trump is on social media all the time I figured the Speaker of the House would be the Tweeter of the group.

17. I asked my friend, “Hey, did you read that article about a social media platform that has some very toxic people, very questionable virtual communities, and people that come together to do amazing things?” He replies: “Yeah, I Reddit.”

16. What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence? An influenzer.

15. If Twitter was relocated to San Diego, would it be considered SoCal Media?

14. My girlfriend is a social media expert. She sent me a long message last month on why Twitter and Instagram are hands down the best Social Media apps. But I only reddit now.

13. Trying to find the best sedimentary rocks? Try a Geodefilter.

12. When social media bans female boobs, but not men’s, it shows a real intolerance…lactose intolerance.

11. Want a talk show host in a jiffy? Contact InstaGrahamNorton.

10. I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens. Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.