Top 8 Summer Solstice Jokes

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Summer Solstice is when the Earth’s poles are at its maximum tilt towards the sun. In the northern hemisphere this occurs in June and in the southern hemisphere it occurs in December. This is known as the longest day of the year. With this in mind, check out the top 8 summer solstice jokes.

#8 – 1. Summer Solstice Jokes

8. Every year, the day after Solstice. Oh wow! It’s already 5 o’clock and there’s still a bit of light in the sky.

7. Dads everywhere, every winter solstice at sunset Man, today flew by

6. Why are there no Muslim Eskimos? Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.

5. For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.

4. Solstice Greetings! It’s going to be a long Monday.

3. Today is the summer solstice…I have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.

2. Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day” and no one can tell you you’re wrong.

1. A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders a quadruple vodka The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long day.”

Ideas for the top 8 summer solstice jokes come from the following sources.^[1]reddit^[2]punstoppable – solstice puns^[3]upjoke – solstice joke^[4]jokojokes – THE BEST 6 SOLSTICE JOKE