Top 56 Chicken Jokes Crossing the Road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This is probably one of the most common jokes you have heard. With that in mind, check out the top 56 chicken jokes.

#56 – 50. Chicken Jokes

56. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something!

55. Q: Why did the frog cross the road? A: It didn’t — it got run over halfway across.

54. Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.

53. Why did the zebra cross the road? Because it was a zebra crossing.

52. Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road? A: It dozen really matter…

51. Q: Why did the tofu cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

50. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.

#49 – 40. Chicken Jokes

49. Why didn’t the bird cross the road? He was chicken

48. Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

47. Why did the dolphin cross the road? Because it needed to get to the other tide.

46. Q: Why did the Cow cross the road? A: Because it wanted to go to the moo-vies

45. Chuck Norris didn’t cross the road… he was already on the other side…

44. Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.

43. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He freakin’ felt like it!

42. Q: How do you keep a chicken in suspense? A: I’ll tell you later.

41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

40. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens didn’t exist yet.

#39 – 30. Chicken Jokes

39. Q: Why did the redneck cross the road? A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

38. Why did the women cross the road? I don’t know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen?

37. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!

36. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.

35. Q: Why did the chicken really cross the road? A: He thought it was egg-citing!

34. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.

33. Why did the potato cross the road? To get away from the peelers

32. Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

31. Why did the droid cross the road? Because it was programmed by a chicken.

30. Why did the t-rex cross the road? To go to the hospital and make his arms longer.

#29 – 20. Chicken Jokes

29. Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.

28. Why did the one-handed blonde cross the road??? Because she wanted to go to the second hand shop…

27. Why did half a chicken cross the road? To get to its other side!

26. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were chicks on the other side.

25. Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

24. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.

23. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

22. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the Mooovies.

21. Why did the sperm cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning.

20. Why did my wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three hours ago.

#19 – 10. Chicken Jokes

19. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide!

18. Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A I don’t know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

17. how do you make a chicken cross the road? shoot at it.

16. Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked.

15. Two playgrounds are on either side of the road…So, why did the children cross the road? To get to the other slide.

14. Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

13. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

12. Q. Why did the cow cross the road? A. To get to the udder side.

11. Why did 35 wads of jizz cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.

10. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off.

#9 – 1. Chicken Jokes

9. Q: Why did the chickens cross the road? A: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

8. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

7. How did the chicken cross the road? On a wing and a prayer.

6. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to your house.

5. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

4. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens haven’t been invented yet.

3. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens weren’t around yet.

2. Why did the chicken NOT cross the road? Because it was chicken.

1.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar. Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet. Why did she go to the toilet? Because that’s where all the cocks hang out.

Ideas for the top 56 chicken jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Super Jokes – CROSS THE ROAD JOKES^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Cross The Road Jokes^[3]Creative Parties – Variations of Chicken Crossing Road Jokes