Top 81 Pop Culture Jokes

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Pop culture is a reflection of our society. Sometimes it can be very funny and filled with jokes. Check out the top 81 pop culture jokes.

#81 – 80. Pop Culture Jokes

81. Women call me ugly occasionally, but that’s only until they hear how much money I make…Then they say I’m poor and ugly.

80. Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

#79 – 70. Pop Culture Jokes

79. Q: What computer sings the best? A: A Dell.

78. If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

77. Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers? A: Because they can’t even!

76. Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction? A: Juan Direction.

75. Q: Why shouldn’t you let Elsa hold your balloon? A: Because she will let it go, let it gooooooooo

74. Q: What do you call an ocean voyage where everyone stays in the closet? A: A Tom Cruise.

73. Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: “Use the fork, Luke.”

72. Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.

71. Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.

70. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

#69 – 60. Pop Culture Jokes

69. Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

68. What college does Kim Kardashian’s daughter want to attend when she grows up? Northwestern.

67. Q: Why did the shark cross the road? A: To get to the other tide.

66. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

65. Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

64. Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

63. How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow the fresh prints.

62. Q: What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill? A: Cardi O.

61. Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

60. Why did Blake Shelton break up with Miranda Lambert? Because her lips didn’t taste like sangria!

#59 – 50. Pop Culture Jokes

59. Did anyone hear about George Clooney’s new genealogical website? It’s called, “Oh, Brother Where Art Thou.”

58. Q: Why does the NSA hate blizzards? A: Because they get Snowden.

57. Q: Where do the Burger King and Dairy Queen live? A: At the White Castle.

56. How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.

55. Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week? A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.

54. Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

53. Q: What kind of name would Miley Cyrus and Terminator gave to their first baby? A: The Twerkinator!

52. Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room? A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

51. Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire? A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

50. Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

#49 – 40. Pop Culture Jokes

49. Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight? A: One Direction.

48. Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

47. When you combine “Red Dawn” with “Blue Velvet,” do you get “Purple Rain”?

46. Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

45. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he neverlands.

44. Q: How do frogs die? A: They Kermit suicide!

43. It doesn’t matter what color the cup is, just DO NOT give it to the “two girls”

42. Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer? A: Octopus Prime!

41. Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? A: Finnish Hymn!

40. Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television? A: “Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.”

#39 – 30. Pop Culture Jokes

39. What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

38. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

37. Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: Poke’r Face.

36. Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. – Pluto

35. Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father? A: Darth Vader.

34. What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu.

33. Q: What do you call an alien with three balls? A: ET, the extra testicle.

32. Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

31. The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.”

30. Q: What’s a hammerhead shark’s favorite song? A: U Can’t Touch This

#29 – 20. Pop Culture Jokes

29. Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit? A: She locks the car doors.

28. Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

27. Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber’s got out now? It’s called “Leave it to Bieber”!

26. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

25. Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

24. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked!

23. People have put Kim and Kanye’s names together to get, ‘Kimye’….I think a more accurate name would be…Slunt.

22. What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

21. I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, “Spiderman.” I said, “Malachi, what is your real name?” He replied, “Peter Parker.”

20. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

#19 – 10. Pop Culture Jokes

19. Why did Jacko always wear one white glove? So he could tell when he’d finished his mars bar..

18. Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, “I won’t be back.”

17. Yo momma’s so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

16. Hillary Clinton doesn’t suck. Just ask Bill.

15. We said to god we would trade justin beiber for michael jackson, but we realized god wouldn’t even want justin beiber…….

14. Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears? A: They’re both cheap, white, and plastic.

13. Q: What did Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? A: TWERKY

12. Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.”

11. The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

10. Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

#9 – 1. Pop Culture Jokes

9. Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse? A: The Codfather!

8. Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

7. I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

6. Q: What do you have if you’re 16.5 feet into the Twilight Zone? A: One Rod Serling!

5. At the barbers yesterday, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise, so he gave me a cushion to sit on.

4. I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

3. I brought a pack of Star Wars Haribos.  I was really disappointed, they were a bit chewie.

2. 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

1. Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

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