Top 81 Summer Jokes

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Summer is around the corner. You are probably looking forward to vacation, beaches, and fun. With that in mind, check out the top 81 summer jokes.

#81 – 80. Summer Jokes

81. Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen? A: They peel when they get a sunburn.

80. What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? Summer!

#79 – 70. Summer Jokes

79. Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: A zebra with a sunburn!

78. Q: What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach? A: A sandwitch

77. Q: Why did the robot go on summer vacation? A: To recharge his batteries!

76. Q: What do you call a cat who lives at the beach? A: Sandy claws.

75. Q: How do you know your city is suffering from a heatwave? A: Every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!

74. Q: Where do ants travel to for summer vacation? A: Frants

73. Q: Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation? A: They flew all the way home.

72. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the baa-hamas!

71. Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)? A: A fsh!

70. Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater? A: Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

#69 – 60. Summer Jokes

69. Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide!

68. Q: What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort? A: They shellabrated.

67. Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer? A: Long time no sea.

66. Q: What summer race can you never run? A: A swimming race.

65. Q: What game do anglers like to play during the summer? A: Go fish.

64. Q: What treat do dads like on hot summer days? A: POPsicles.

63. Q: What did the boy say after a long day at the beach? A: Mommy, I’m surf bored.

62. Q: What kind of candy do you get at the airport? A: Plane chocolate!

61. Q: What do trains do during the summer? A: Play beach trolleyball

60. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

#59 – 50. Summer Jokes

59. Q: How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning? A: By school buzz

58. Q: Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food? A: So she could do summer salts.

57. Q: Which letter is the coolest during the summer? A: Iced T.

56. Q: Why did the robot go outside on summer days? A: To recharge his solar batteries.

55. Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

54. Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party? A: Beach pie.

53. Q: What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds? A: The Canary Islands

52. Q: What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach? A: Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.

51. Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? A: Because her students were so bright

50. Q: What do you call a snowman during the summer? A: A puddle.

#49 – 40. Summer Jokes

49. Q: Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her food in the summer? A: She wanted to do summer salts.

48. Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals? A: Phillipe Phloppe.

47. Q: What did the pig say while laying out at the beach? A: I’m bacon

46. Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!

45. Q: What do you give a really hot puppy? A: A pupsicle.

44. Q: Why are fish never good tennis players? A: Because they never get close to the net!

43. Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland!

42. Q: What do fans do at the Summer olympic games? A: Heat waves.

41. Q: What kind of music do killer whales like? A: They listen to the orca-stra!

40. Q: Where do cows go for summer vacation? A: Moo York City.

#39 – 30. Summer Jokes

39. Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

38. Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day? Because there are lots of fans.

37. Q: What do you call a snowman in July? A: A puddle!

36. Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer days? A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola.

35. Q: Why don’t basketball players go away for summer vacation? A: They’re afraid they might get called for traveling

34. Q:  Why do fish like to eat worms? A: Because they get hooked on them!

33. Q: What did the bread boy do over summer vacation? A: He loafed around.

32. Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August? A: A hot dog

31. Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game? All the fans left!

30. Q:  What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? A: Swimming trunks!

#29 – 20. Summer Jokes

29. Q:  What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? A: A mouse on vacation!

28. Q: Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? A: Sue York City.

27. Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

26. Q: Which French artist only painted during the summer? A: Pierre August Renoir.

25. Q:  What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? A: Hopsicles!

24. Q: Where do hammerhead sharks go on summer vacation? A: Finland

23. Q: What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach? A: SUNday

22. Q: Why couldn’t kids go to the new summer pirate movie? A: Because it was rated ARRRRRRR.

21. Q:  Do fish go on vacation? A: No, because they’re always in school!

20. Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer? A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!

#19 – 10. Summer Jokes

19. Q: Where do eggs go for summer vacation? A: New Yolk City

18. Q: What kind of fruit grows at the beach? A: Crab apple trees.

17. Q: How do men exercise at the beach? A: By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

16. Q:  Why don’t oysters share their pearls? A: Because they’re shellfish!

15. Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? A: Summer!

14. Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? A: It waves!

13. Q: How do pandas keep their dens cool during the summer? A: They use bear conditioning

12. Q: What’s black, white and read during the summer? A: A sunburned zebra.

11. Q:  Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? A: Because they never do it on porpoise!

10. Q: Why didn’t the elephant pack a suitcase for summer vacation? A: Because he uses a trunk.

#9 – 1. Summer Jokes

9. Q: What do you call a French man who wears beach sandals? A: Phillipe Phloppe.

8. Q: Which season do math teacher’s like the most? A: Summer

7. Q: What do sheep do on nice summer days? A: Go to a baa-baa-cue.

6. Q: Where do sheep go for summer vacation? A: The Baa-hamas

5. Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon.

4. Q: What do bright stars drink out of? A: Sunglasses.

3. Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? A: They would get called for traveling!

2. Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold? A: Catch it in the Winter!

1.Q: Why did they call the police during the summer beach concert? A: Something fishy was going on.

Ideas for the top 81 summer jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Frugal Fun For Boys and Girls – HILARIOUS SUMMER JOKE THAT KIDS WILL LOVE^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Summer Joke^[3]Fun Kids Jokes – Summer Joke^[4]One Line Fun – Summer One Liners