Top 28 Olympic Jokes

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The Olympics is a sporting event that helps bring the world together. With that in mind, check out the top 28 Olympic jokes to make you laugh.

#28 – 20. Olympic Jokes

28. Q: Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics? A: Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots.

27. Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.

26. Q: What did the archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest? A: Wow, that was an arrow escape!

25. Q: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? A: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

24. I’m having a hard time getting excited about the Beijing Olympics. I’m afraid they’ll be mass produced and of low quality.

23. Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match.

22. Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A: A bat, of course.

21. Q: What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke? A: The punchline.

20. Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer? A: Pool-ups.

#19 – 10. Olympic Jokes

19. Q: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal? A: I’m a wiener!

18. What do you call an Olympic skateboarder? An Ollie-mpian.

17. Q: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

16. Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and … Somalia got the boat.

15. What do Olympic runners eat before running? Nothing cause they fast

14. Olympic fencing is like r/Jokes You can score big with a good riposte!

13. Q: How can a footballer stop his nose running? A: Put out a foot and trip it up.

12. Q: Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Olympics? A: It was a cheetah.

11. Q: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? A: The splits!

10. Q: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race? A: It was two-tired.

#9 – 1. Olympic Jokes

9. Q: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport? A: Because the players dribble all over the court!

8. Did you see the ROC figure skating routine in the Olympics? It was dope

7. I reckon I could have won something at the youth Olympics If it wasn’t for all those medalling kids

6. Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at these Olympics than at the last ones? There are no fans. (I’ll let myself out)

5. Q: Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon? A: Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!

4. Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over? A: Because all the fans have left!

3. Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”

2. Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to music? A: Because she broke the record!

1. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is in the US

Ideas for the top 28 Olympic jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – olympic joke^[2]distractify – 21 Olympic Joke for Kids to Celebrate the Summer Games