Top 91 Elementary School Jokes

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Elementary School can be difficult time. However, jokes can help make it easier. With that in mind, check out the top 91 elementary school jokes.

#91 – 90. Elementary School Jokes

91. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

90. Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.

#89 – 80. Elementary School Jokes

89. What’s a witch’s favorite class? Spelling!

88. How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!

87. Why was the biology book in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine.

86. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level.

85. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?… RRRRR

84. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… Nacho Cheese

83. Did you hear the joke about the cookie?…. It is crummy.

82. National Crayon Day: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.

81. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty!

80. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.

#79 – 70. Elementary School Jokes

79. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… ”Purr”ple

78. Why do magicians do so well in school? They’re great at trick questions.

77. Why did the student take a ladder to school?… Because he/she was going to high school!

76. What did the math book tell the pencil? I’ve got a lot of problems.

75. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes.

74. Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades.

73. What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long?

72. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle!

71. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.

70. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

#69 – 60. Elementary School Jokes

69. Spell I Cup.

68. How do you sell a duck to a deaf man? DO YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?

67. What did one math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

66. If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1?

65. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!

64. Why do hippos wear red nail polish? To hide in cherry trees. [Your classmate that doubts you]: That makes no sense. Have you ever seen a hippo hiding in a cherry tree? No? The nail polish must be working then.

63. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Probably not. It’s way over your head.

62. When is the best time for a teacher to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).

61. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many, many more clean funny school jokes for kids.

60. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes.

#59 – 50. Elementary School Jokes

59. Why did the old lady fall into a well? She didn’t see that well.

58. Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You said we had to do it without tables!

57. What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.

56. Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: At the bottom.

55. Why are bananas good at gymnastics?… They do great banana splits!

54. What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling

53. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man? Sundae school.

52. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school.

51. Why was the book in the hospital? It hurt its spine.

50. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden.

#49 – 40. Elementary School Jokes

49. Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools!

48. I heard they put a new wing on the school… That is true, but it still won’t fly.

47. National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!

46. Why won’t the elephant use the computer? He’s afraid of the mouse.

45. Did you hear the joke about the construction project?…. I’m still working on it!

44. My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Terrible.

43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. (Repeat 3 times) Knock knock. Who’s there?! Orange, Orange who, Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

42. Where do you put smart hot dogs?… On honor rolls!

41. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!

40. Say Lettuce and spell Cup.

#39 – 30. Elementary School Jokes

39. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue.

38. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!

37. What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy.

36. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school!

35. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can’t hear you.

34. Can February March? … No, but April May!

33. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers!

32. Why is a math book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.

31. Why was the principal worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school!

30. What kind of chain is edible?…. A food chain!

#29 – 20. Elementary School Jokes

29. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves!

28. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT.

27. PUPIL: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER: “Of course not.” PUPIL: “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

26. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory!

25. National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!

24. Why are fish so smart? They travel in schools!

23. What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE

22. Knock knock Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?

21. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrrrr!

20. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!

#19 – 10. Elementary School Jokes

19. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!

18. Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?… He wanted to see time fly!

17. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims!

16. What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!

15. When is the best time for a student to go to the dentist?.. Tooth-hurty-too (2:32).

14. How did the geography student drown? His grades were below C-level.

13. I heard they put a new wing in the school. That’s true, but it still won’t fly.

12. Why did the student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

11. What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints!

10. Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

#9 – 1. Elementary School Jokes

9. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… Because it was always sweeping during class!

8. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!

7. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!

6. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream)

5. What is the loudest state?… ILL-I-NOISE

4. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!

3. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer? Boarding school.

2. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril!

1.What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems.

Ideas for the top 91 elementary school jokes were taken from the following sources. ^[1]Distractify – 29 School Jokes That Will Make Your Classmates and Teacher Crack Up^[2]Odyssey – 18 Dumb Jokes You Definitely Told In Elementary School^[3]My Town Tutor – School Jokes: Elementary School Joke for Kids