Top 81 Unicorn Jokes

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Unicorns are one of the funniest mythical creatures. With that in mind, check out the top 81 unicorn jokes.

#81 – 80. Unicorn Jokes

81. Where did the unicorn run to after the rainstorm? Somewhere over the rainbow!

80. What is black and white and eats like a unicorn? A Zebra!

#79 – 70. Unicorn Jokes

79. How do you get a unicorn to move out of the road? Use a uni horn!

78. What do unicorn moms bake on Sunday? UniCorn muffins

77. Why do unicorns like silly jokes? Because they’re uni-corny.

76. Which state do unicorns like most? Maine.

75. Why did the unicorn want to join the school band? So he could wear a uni-form.

74. Which unicorn has a cold? The Achoo-nicorn!

73. What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast, the other is a bunny feast!

72. What is the unicorn’s favorite sport? Running mare-athons.

71. Why did the unicorn run across the road? It was late for horse-story class.

70. What’s the difference between a unicorn and an honest politician? Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.

#69 – 60. Unicorn Jokes

69. Where did the unicorn gallop off to after the thunderstorm? Somewhere over the rainbow.

68. What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn? One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn

67. What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue? Unicorn on the cob

66. Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude? She always said neigh.

65. What game should you never play with a unicorn? Leap frog

64. What street do unicorns live on? Mane Street.

63. Q: What do they call the best student at Unicorn University? A: The A-corn.

62. What do unicorns call their dads? Pop corn!

61. Where do unicorns live? In Neigh-bourhoods!

60. Q: What did the Unicorn say to the tomato growing in the field? A: U No Corn.

#59 – 50. Unicorn Jokes

59. Where do unicorns play tennis? On the unicourt!

58. Unicorns never horse around — they get right to the point.

57. What would you call a small scoop of ice cream? A uni-cone!

56. How does the unicorn display the spoils from her Fall harvest? With a unicornicopia

55. What do unicorns eat for breakfast? Lucky charms

54. Q: Do they have unicorns at the zoo? A: Yes – they’re just big, grey and called rhinos.

53. What do you call a fancy unicorn? A glamicorn.

52. Why are unicorns such good guitar players? Because they know all the uni-chords!

51. What is a unicorns favourite type of story? A Fairy Tail!

50. Which side of a unicorn has the most hair? The outside.

#49 – 40. Unicorn Jokes

49. What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot? An immunicorn

48. What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes? U-ni-brow.

47. What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A eunichorn

46. Where do all the naughty unicorns go? To unicourt!

45. Why was the unicorn arrested? She was the mane suspect!

44. Where do unicorns go to ride the merry go round? A unicorn-ival.

43. What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn? A tale of whoa!

42. Why did the unicorn cross the road? To meet his neigh-bours!

41. Which unicorn smells a lot? The poo-nicorn!

40. Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without any dinner? Because she was horsing around!

#39 – 30. Unicorn Jokes

39. What do unicorn mums bake on Sundays? Uni-Corn muffins!

38. Why do unicorns listen to polkas? They like to hear unicordians.

37. What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween? A rhinoceros!

36. Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper? She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table

35. How do unicorns get to the park? On a unicycle.

34. Q: Why do unicorns like silly jokes? A: Because they’re uni-corny.

33. Why do unicorns love really silly jokes? Because they are uni-corny!

32. What is a unicorn’s favourite food? Corn on the cob!

31. What did the unicorn do when he was getting bullied at school? He told his pop corn so he could do something about it!

30. What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow? Horned beef

#29 – 20. Unicorn Jokes

29. What do you call clever unicorns? A-corns!

28. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn? You get a unicorn.

27. What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn? A corn dog!

26. What card game do unicorns like to play? Uno

25. What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t have a horn? A horse!

24. Unicorns are real; they’re just big, grey, and called rhinos.

23. What do you call a unicorn that survived a disease? An immunicorn!

22. How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house? They leave glitter everywhere!

21. What looks like half a unicorn? The other half!

20. What do you call a scary unicorn? A nightmare

#19 – 10. Unicorn Jokes

19. If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns? Haaaaaay!

18. What did the unicorn say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.

17. Q: What do unicorns wear when it’s cold outside? A: UniCorduroy pants.

16. Q: What is the difference between a carrot and a unicorn? A: The first is a bunny feast, the other is a funny beast.

15. Where do naughty unicorns go? Unicourt

14. What is a unicorns favourite breakfast cereal?  Lucky charms!

13. What did the unicorn say to the beans? U No Corn!

12. What has a horn but doesn’t honk? A unicorn!

11. Why can you always trust what a unicorn says? They’re no bull.

10. What did the Unicorn say to the tomato’s growing in the field? U No Corn!

#9 – 1. Unicorn Jokes

9. Where do the unicorns go to go on some rides? A unicorn-ival!

8. What do you call a unicorn that has bushy eyebrows? A Uni-brow!

7. What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack? Star grazing

6. Why did the unicorn cross the road? Because it wanted to see its neighbours.

5. Why did the princess prefer her unicorn to her pony? Her pony horsed around too much.

4. How do unicorns get around? On a unicycle!

3. Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player? He knew all the uni-chords.

2. What was the unicorns favorite type of a story? A fairy tail.

1. What road do all of the unicorns live on? Mane Street!

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