Top 87 Gymnastics Jokes

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Gymnastics is a sport that includes a balance of strength, flexibility, agility, coordination, endurance, and balance. With that in mind, check out the top 87 gymnastics jokes.

#87 – 80. Gymnastics Jokes

87. My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance I replied “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone. That was nice of them to say.

86. Why don’t gymnasts make much money as actors?… They normally perform non-speaking rolls.

85. What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel.

84. “Why do Scooby Doo villains hate young olympic podium placing gymnasts?” “…because they would get away with their plans if it wasn’t for those medalling kids”

83. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible.

82. How do you know if your a gymnast? Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head.

81. “What happened to the gymnast who accidentally put flour on their hands?” “They fell off the bars, and ate some horrible cake…”

80. What did William Shakespeare have to say about gymnastics? “To BEAM or not to BEAM, that is the question…”

#79 – 70. Gymnastics Jokes

79. “Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?” “Twist and Shout”!

78. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.

77. At the gymnastics barbecue, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts!

76. What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?… An apple turnover!

75. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split!

74. Why was the president bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop!

73. “Why did the gymnast spend time chatting to a bus?” “…because they wanted to discuss their gymnastics with a coach”!

72. What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ? A flippin’ idiot.

71. I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast… They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance.

70. “Why are aeroplanes good at finishing their gymnastic routines?” “…because they have lots of practise with landings!”

#69 – 60. Gymnastics Jokes

69. What happens when a gymnast and her coach don’t get along?… They split up.

68. I asked my local club if I could do Gymnastics with them…they said “How flexible are you?” “I’m free Monday, Tuesday and Friday” I said.

67. I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.”

66. “I was once a gymnast…” “…in a parallel (bars) dimension”

65. How did the gymnast propose to his girlfriend?… He gave her a ring.

64. “Why did the gymnast stick a bar of honeycomb candy, coated in chocolate, in their hair?” “because they thought they were supposed to stick a crunchie in it!”

63. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward… That’s just how I roll.

62. A gymnast walks into a bar… He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal.

61. Why did the gymnast become a body builder?… To increase flex-ability.

60. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!

#59 – 50. Gymnastics Jokes

59. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam!

58. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?… An adobe acrobat.

57. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time.

56. Why is a skateboard a good at gymnastics?… Because you can flip it.

55. At the gymnastics pre-meet meal, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts!

54. Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!

53. What seasoning do gymnasts like during the middle of the year? Summersalts!

52. How do you know you’re on a date with a gymnast?… She asks you to split the check.

51. “Why do gymnasts do well in school with either art or music?” “…because they’re either artistic or rhythmic!”

50. Why are Gymnasts more secure as a group? Because there’s safety in tumblers!

#49 – 40. Gymnastics Jokes

49. Where do criminal gymnasts go? Behind Parallel bars…

48. Why was Cinderella such a bad player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.

47. Why kind of travelers at good at gymnastics?…Frequent flyers!

46. I used to have a fear of vaulting… But then I got over it.

45. “A gymnast walks up to do their routine on the bars…One bar is perfect, but the other is old, wobbly, curvy, sticky, slimy and too short” “Turns out that there were uneven bars…”

44. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams.

43. Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes? Because the coach said it was a piece of cake!

42. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS”

41. Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!

40. I had a fear of vaulting…but I got over it!

#39 – 30. Gymnastics Jokes

39. I was once a gymnast, in a parallel bars dimension

38. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced breakfast.

37. When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.

36. How do you know if you’re a gymnast?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head.

35. Seven days without any gymnastics training makes one weak…

34. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks.

33. Did you hear about that poor gymnast’s bank account?… Her balance was outstanding.

32. Why are flight attendants good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!

31. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits.

30. There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes… It’s flipping annoying!

#29 – 20. Gymnastics Jokes

29. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer?… She wanted to do summer salts.

28. What do a gymnast and a credit card have in common? Outstanding balance!

27. “Why did the gymnast friends always choose to meet up at the uneven bars?” “…because it was a good place to hang out!”

26. How do you know your on a date with a gymnast? She asks you to split the check.

25. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered.

24. I tried to join a gymnastics class, once… I had to bend over backwards just to get in.

23. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller.

22. “Why did nobody dare to go near the gymnast’s hands?” “…because she was wearing guards!”

21. Why did the gymnasts get naked? So they can Meet in the Flesh.

20. Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

#19 – 10. Gymnastics Jokes

19. Why are pilots good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!

18. “Why did the gymnast climb on top of the bank?” “…because their coach told them to mount the vault!”

17. Why was the acrobat not very nice? Because she was gymNASTY!

16. I’m dating a gymnast… She’s head over heels.

15. Where do cheating gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!

14. A gymnast walks into a bar…She is then deducted five points.

13. “Why did the farmer hire a gymnast to help move his broken wagon?” “…because she was excellent at cart wheels!”

12. What do you call a generous gymnast? A FLIPanthropist…

11. What did one gymnast say to the other?… Nice to Meet you.

10. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics.

#9 – 1. Gymnastics Jokes

9. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.”

8. Why was the male gymnast banned from the farm? Because he kept vaulting all the horses!

7. What do a credit card and a gymnast have in common?… Outstanding Balance!

6. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!”

5. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt.

4. What do gymnasts and bananas have in common? They are both great at splits!

3. Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey

2. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… She was a flip-flop!

1. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip!

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