Top 92 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

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Grilled cheese sandwiches are easy to make and tasty to eat. With that in mind, check out the top 92 grilled cheese sandwich jokes.

#92 – 90. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

92. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I’m Lac-ghost intolerant.

91. What did the manager yell to the cheese thief? That’s nacho cheese.

90. Why did the cheese cross the road? To feta to the other side.

#89 – 80. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

89. Where does cheese stay when it’s on vacation? At the Stilton.

88. I’ve got an addition to cheddar cheese…But it’s only mild though.

87. How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover? They tell you they are pretty fondue you.

86. What did the frustrated cheese say? I’m feta up.

85. What kind of cheese protects a castle? Moat-zarella.

84. What do you call a socialite made of cheese? Paris Stilton.

83. What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover? “Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”

82. Why did the cheese cry? It was having a meltdown.

81. What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.

80. A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory. All that was left was de Brie.

#79 – 70. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

79. What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a tree? Come-on-bear!

78. What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? “I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”

77. What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped? Forever provolone.

76. What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music? R n’ Brie.

75. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.

74. When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.

73. What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda.

72. Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese? It’s a hole business strategy.

71. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.

70. What drives cheese crazy? That everyone around them is crackers.

#69 – 60. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

69. Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.

68. Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was up to no gouda.

67. What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike? “Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”

66. How can you tell when a cheese is depressed? They get kinda blue.

65. What’s the smartest cheese? Cheese whiz.

64. What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder? “Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”

63. Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party? In queso emergency.

62. Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moat-zarella.

61. What did Cheddar say to Gouda? I need to asiago you a question.

60. The other day this guy threatened to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me. I said, “You wanna pizza me?”

#59 – 50. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

59. What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R? “I’m mature for my age.”

58. Why did cheddar think the cottage cheese went bad? It curdled.

57. How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear? Caerphilly.

56. What do you call it when a cheese goes #2? Fondue-due.

55. What cheese cries the most? Babybel.

54. I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I’m going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.

53. Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me? It was too gouda to be true.

52. Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar? His pick-up line was too cheesey.

51. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.

50. What do they say when you leave the cheese store? Have a gouda day!

#49 – 40. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

49. I was walking down the street the other day when this kid threw some cheese at me. I thought, “That’s not very mature.”

48. What did cheddar say to his date at the dance? You look sharp.

47. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.

46. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face? Too close for comfort food.

45. What do cheeses dance to on Halloween? The Muenster mash.

44. What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son? A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

43. What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

42. What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them? “You gouda brie kidding!”

41. Why was the cheese sent to his room? He needed to mature.

40. What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president? Make America grate again.

#39 – 30. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

39. What do you call a cheese with curly hair? Perm-esan.

38. What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning? Halloumi.

37. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it’s too Gouda be true.

36. What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy? Epistemology and fetaphysics.

35. What does a cheese like to drink after a long day? Morbier.

34. What did the commedian say after after a bad set? That crowd was laughtose intolerant.

33. What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses? Build a roquefort.

32. Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting Feta and Feta.

31. What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class? “I dis a brie.”

30. What do you call a “Grilled Cheese” after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease

#29 – 20. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

29. What did the detective cheese say to the suspect cheese? I smell something swiss-picious.

28. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? “You make me melt.”

27. What did the cheese say when he quoted Shakespeare? To brie or not to brie, that is the question.

26. What did one cheese yell at the other? Leave provolone.

25. What is a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese.

24. What would you get if you mixed a dinosaur with cheese? Gorgonzilla.

23. What did the police say to the cheese thief? You’ve been up to no Gouda.

22. Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache…I guess I’m black toast intolerant.

21. How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you? “I think you and I would look gouda together.”

20. How did the cheese professor start class every day? Oh queso…

#19 – 10. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

19. Why were mozzarella and feta holding hands? They look gouda together.

18. What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom? Looking sharp!

17. What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.

16. Why did the cheese smile? It’s gouda brie a good day.

15. What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event? The curdles.

14. Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop? The feta business bureau.

13. What is a lion’s favorite cheese? Roarquefort.

12. What is a cheese’s favorite music? R’n brie.

11. What did I do with my cheese handkerchief? I bleu my nose.

10. How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese.

#9 – 1. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes

9. Why is it hard to hang out with a cracker? He always cuts the cheese.

8. My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Honey, where’s the cheese grater?” I replied, “Some would say France, others would say England. It depends on your personal preference.”

7. Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? It was only mild.

6. What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song? Nacho Man.

5. What do you call referential cheese? Feta.

4. Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese? He had grater plans.

3. What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provalone

2. What kind of cheese to beavers eat? Edam.

1. Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup? It got provolonely.

Ideas for the top 92 Grilled Cheese Sandwich jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – grilled cheese joke^[2]Scary Mommy – 40 Kid-Friendly Cheese Joke And Puns Too Gouda To Pass Up^[3]Thought Catalog – 75+ Cheese Puns That Will Give You A Gouda Laugh