Top 96 Seasonal Jokes

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There are 4 seasons, Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. With the coming of each season there are opportunities for many jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 96 seasonal jokes.

#96 – 90. Seasonal Jokes

96. Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

95. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Florida.

94. What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.

93. Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet? A: Don’t go around BRRfooted!

92. Q: Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? A: The outside!

91. Q: Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres? A: The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.

90. Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?”

#89 – 80. Seasonal Jokes

89. Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert? A: A puddle!

88. Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? A: H to O! (H20)

87. What is the cutest season? Awwtumn.

86. Q: How do Eskimos make their beds? A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

85. Q: What are caribou calves given to wear? A: Hoof-me-downs.

84. Q: If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming? A: No privacy!

83. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

82. Q: What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen? A: The police combed the area.

81. Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!

80. What season is it best to go on a trampoline? Spring time

#79 – 70. Seasonal Jokes

79. Q: What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

78. Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra.

77. Does February like March? No, but April May

76. Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin? A. With a pumpkin patch!

75. Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake

74. Q: What do you call a snowman party? A: A snowball

73. Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: “Dam!”

72. Q: What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…

71. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf.

70. Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck? A: “Want to go for a spin?”

#69 – 60. Seasonal Jokes

69. Q: Why was the snowman sad? A: Cause he had a meltdown.

68. How do leaves get from place to place? With autumn-mobiles.

67. What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

66. What falls in autumn? Leaves!

65. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn? It was on paid leaf.

64. Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? A: The crack of dawn!

63. Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen? A: Because they peel.

62. Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? A: They wear snowcaps.

61. Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A: A hot dog!

60. Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids!

#59 – 50. Seasonal Jokes

59. Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes!

58. Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: Puddle

57. Q: What’s a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs? A: You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants.

56. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

55. What goes up when the rain goes down? Umbrellas

54. Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck.

53. Why did summer catch autumn? Because autumn is fall.

52. What did a tree fighting with autumn say? That’s it, i’m leaving.

51. Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

50. Q: What did the snowman eat? A: icebergs with chilli sauce.

#49 – 40. Seasonal Jokes

49. Q: What is the month that people sleep the least in? A: February

48. What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.

47. Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together? A: With igloo!

46. Q: When are your eyes not eyes? A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!

45. Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? A: Cold cream.

44. Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other? A: “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”

43. Q: What did Amaruq say after building an igloo out of crystal clear ice? A: “Living in a transparent igloo has its disadvantages – but you should see the murres smack it!”

42. Q: Why don’t hyenas get sick in the winter? A: Because laughter is the best medicine.

41. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it’s too far to walk.

40. Q: What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? A: “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”

#39 – 30. Seasonal Jokes

39. What month of the year is the shortest? May (only 3 letters)

38. Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? A: Because of the rain, dear.

37. Q: Where do seals go to see movies? A: The dive-in!

36. Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)

35. Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

34. How does an Elephant get out of a tree? Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

33. Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? A: I have no eye deer.

32. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch!

31. Q: What did the snowman say to the customer? A: Have an ice day!

30. Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? A: Leeks!

#29 – 20. Seasonal Jokes

29. Q: Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night!

28. What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture

27. Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money? A: In a snow bank!

26. Yo momma so fat when people say it chilli outside she go get a spoon and a bowl.

25. Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T

24. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch

23. Q: How did the tree feel in the spring? A: Releaved.

22. Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town? A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

21. What did the tree say after a long winter? What a re-leaf.

20. Q: What did the walrus say when it was late? A: “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”

#19 – 10. Seasonal Jokes

19. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers

18. Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter? A: An icicle.

17. Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”

16. Q: What do you call a slow skier? A: A slopepoke!

15. Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn? Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).

14. Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare? A: A hare net!

13. Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!

12. Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? A: They’re both below C level!

11. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf.

10. Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

#9 – 1. Seasonal Jokes

9. What do you call a rabbit with flees? Bugs Bunny

8. Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? A: Snowbows.

7. Q: What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain? A: “Venison!”

6. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.

5. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

4. Name a bow that can’t be tied. A rainbow

3. Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.

2. Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo!

1.Q: What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby? A: Frost-bite.

Ideas for the top 96 seasonal jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Funology – Seasonal Joke^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Winter Jokes^[3]allprodad – Spring Jokes for Kids^[4]jokerz – Weather Jokes – Season Jokes^[5]Jokes 4 Us – Fall Jokes