Top 24 Depression Jokes

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Depression is horrible because it takes the joy out of life. One of the best ways to fight it is with laughter. With that in mind, check out the top 24 depression jokes.

#24 – 20. Depression Jokes

24. If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

23. Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

22. To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

21. Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing

20. My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

#19 – 10. Depression Jokes

19. There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians

17. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

16. My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

15. A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back”

14. why do orphans go to church? so they have someone to call father.

13. Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

12. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

11. If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

10. What did the dog say during the Great Depression? These are ruff times

#9 – 1. Depression Jokes

9. what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

8. What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses? They both leave you Hanging

7. You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself 😉

6. Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

5. whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

4. me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

3. If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

2. What does PEMDAS stand for? Please End My Depression And Suffering

1. If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Ideas for the top 24 depression jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Worst Jokes Ever – Depression Joke^[2]Upjoke – Great Depression Joke