Top 101 Cheesy Pick Up Lines
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Picking up someone can be quite difficult and awkward. However, it can be a bit easier with some humor. With that in mind, check out the top 101 cheesy pick up lines.
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#101 – 90. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
101. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
100. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
99. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
98. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
97. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
96. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
95. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
94. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
93. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
92. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
91. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
90. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
#89 – 80. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
89. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
88. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
87. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
86. If you were a steak you would be well done.
85. Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
84. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
83. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
82. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
81. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
80. Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
#79 – 70. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
79. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
78. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
77. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
76. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
75. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
74. Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
73. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
72. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
71. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
70. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
#69 – 60. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
69. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
68. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
67. Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day
66. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
65. You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
64. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
63. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
62. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
61. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
60. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
#59 – 50. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
59. Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime
58. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
57. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
56. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
55. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
54. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
53. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
52. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
51. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
50. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
#49 – 40. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
49. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
48. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
47. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
46. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
45. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
44. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
43. You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
42. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
41. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
40. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
#39 – 30. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
39. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
38. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
37. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
36. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
35. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
34. Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
33. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
32. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
31. I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
30. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
#29 – 20. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
29. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
28. Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
27. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
26. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
25. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
24. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
23. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
22. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
21. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
20. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
#19 – 10. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
19. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
18. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
17. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
16. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
15. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
14. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
13. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
12. I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
11. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
10. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
#9 – 1. Cheesy Pick Up Lines
9. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
7. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
5. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
4. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
3. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
2. Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.
1.Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
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