Top 18 Eccentric Jokes

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Being eccentric means being unconventional and slightly strange. With that in mind, check out the top 18 eccentric jokes.

#18 – 10. Eccentric Jokes

18. An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept…One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend. “I just don’t understand what that thing does.” His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, “that makes two of us!”

17. Argon walks into a bar. The barman says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve noble gases in here.” Argon doesn’t react.

16. A horse walks into a bar and says: “On a right-angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle? The barman says “Y, the long face.”

15. Pavlov is drinking in a bar when the phone rings. “Oh shit!” He yells. “I forgot to feed the dogs!”

14. Old statisticians never die. They just get broken down by age and sex.

13. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

12. Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. “Do you know how fast you were going?” Asks the cop. Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know exactly where I am.”

11. Einstein loved horror movies. But he always used to sit really close to the screen, because he hated the idea of spooky action at a distance.

10. An engineer, a logician and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. They see a Black sheep. “Oh Look!” says the engineer. “Sheep in Scotland are black.” No,” says the logician. “there are sheep in Scotland, of which at least one is black.” “No,” says the mathematician. “There is at least one sheep in Scotland, of which at least one side appears to be black.”

#9 – 1. Eccentric Jokes

9. Did you know that if you put 10,000 monkeys in a room with 10,000 typewriters then…you’re a rich, eccentric weirdo who should be prosecuted for animal cruelty.

8. Hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.

7. The cop looks at Heisenberg, confused. “You were doing 108 miles an hour!” He says. “Well, great,” says Heisenberg. “Now I’m lost.”

6. Why do Heisenberg’s position and momentum operators always work from home? Because they don’t commute.

5. If you’re not part of the solution…you’re part of the precipitate.

4. I read a book on anti-gravity…I couldn’t put it down.

3. Three SB galaxies walk into a pub. The landlord yells: “Get out! You’re all barred!”

2. Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says “Do you all want a drink?” One Says “I don’t know.” The second says “I don’t know.” The third says “Yes.”

1. What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the scientific integrity and professional ethics committee.

Ideas for the top 18 eccentric jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – eccentric joke^[2]Buzzfeed – 22 Science Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand