Top 101 Fart Humor and Jokes

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Farting in public can be embarrassing. However, it can also be very funny. With that in mind, check out the top 101 fart humor and jokes. 

#101 – 90. Fart Humor and Jokes

101. I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fighteach other over who heard it first.

100. What’s the difference between a gay guy and an oven?? An oven doesn’t fart when you take your meat out.

99. Q: What’s more fun than a Canadian Microwave? A: A dutch oven

98. My boss farted in front of a Jewish client. “A little gas never killed anybody.”

97. If you farted while travelling at the speed of sound would you smell it before you heard it?

96. What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor

95. I never farted in front of my wife until we got married. I don’t think the priest was too impressed.

94. Q: What do you call a person that doesn’t fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR.

93. Q: What did one butthole say to the other? A: Let’s get the ffffaaarrrtt out of here!

92. Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

91. Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

90. Q: What did the burp say to the other burp? A: Let’s benaughty and go out the other end!

#89 – 80. Fart Humor and Jokes

89. Q: What’s the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.

88. Q: What happened to the blind skunk? A: He fell in love with a fart.

87. Q: What do surfers worry about? A: A shart attack.

86. Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!

85. A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert.

84. Q: Why don’t farts graduate from high school? A: Because they always end up getting expelled!

83. Q: What’s more fun than a Canadian Microwave? A: A dutch oven

82. Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck? A: Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.

81. Q: What do you call a person that doesn’t fart in public? A: A private tutor.

80. What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

#79 – 70. Fart Humor and Jokes

79. Q: Why do cherry trees stink? A: Because George Washington ‘cut one’.

78. a boss comes in and accidentally farts he says “a little gas never killed anyone!” the jewish man then left in tears

77. Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!

76. What’s the definition of courage? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart.

75. Q: Why do farts smell? A: For the benefit of people who are hearing impaired!

74. You know it’s a good fart when the dog wakes up, looks at you in disgust and walks out of the room.

73. Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck? A: Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.

72. Q: What did Britney Spears say after she let one rip? A: “Oops I Sharted Again”

71. Some guy farts and says “That was some asshole behind me”.

70. Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?

#69 – 60. Fart Humor and Jokes

69. Q: Why don’t little girls fart? A: Because they don’t have assholes until they’re married.

68. I farted in work the other day and my workmate started trying to open the window. It must have been a really bad one – we work on a submarine.

67. Confusios Ssay “man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew”

66. Q: What’s the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.

65. Q: Why don’t you fart in church? A: Because you have to sit in your pew.

64. Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world? A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn’t even leave a hole.

63. Is there any more nerve racking moment than attempting your first fart after having diarrhea?

62. Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

61. Q: What do you call a television episode dedicated to flatulence? A: A gassy montage.

60. A man never really knows just how much he farts…Untilhe spends a day with a girl he really likes.

#59 – 50. Fart Humor and Jokes

59. What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings

58. Q: What do you call a fart? A: A turd honking for the right of way.

57. Q: What did the burp say to the other burp? A: Let’s be naughty and go out the other end!

56. Q: Why do farts smell? A: For the benefit of people who are hearing impaired!

55. Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

54. What do you get when the Queen farts? A noble gas.

53. Q: What is a fart? A: The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.

52. Q: What do you call “fart” in German? A: Farfrompoopin!

51. I was lying in bed with my wife last night when she said, “I wish you’d do something to heat things up between us under the covers.” So I farted.

50. Q: What do you call “fart” in German? A:Far from poopin!

#49 – 40. Fart Humor and Jokes

49. Q: Why do men fart louder than women? A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.

48. Farts are like children. You don’t mind your own but you can’t stand other people’s.

47. Q: What do you call a dinosaurs fart? A: A Blast from the past.

46. Q: Did you hear about ninja farts? A: They are silent but deadly.

45. I was alone in the house last night, just lying in bed, when I heard someone fart. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be scared.

44. What’s the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it.

43. Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet? A: Holy Crap!

42. Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

41. Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts? A: A noble gas.

40. Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts? A: Anoble gas.

#39 – 30. Fart Humor and Jokes

39. Q: What does Mitt Romney say when he farts? A: Obama did it.

38. Q: What does it mean to ‘cupcake’ someone? A: Fart in your hand and put you hand in someone’s face

37. If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

36. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Fart and they’ll stop laughing.

35. Q: What’s the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

34. Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

33. Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world? A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn’t even leave a hole.

32. Q: What do surfers worry about? A: A shart attack.

31. Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying ” we got heat”.

30. Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Becausethey have no Windows!

#29 – 20. Fart Humor and Jokes

29. Q: Why don’t you fart in church? A: Because you have to sit in your pew.

28. Q: What do you get if you eat refried beans and onions? A: Tear Gas.

27. Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas? A: A fart of a monkey.

26. The othe day I was at a synagogue and I farted really loud. Everyone looked at me and I said,“What, a little gas never killed anyo-woops”

25. I was out delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness this morning. Unfortunately, I let one rip.

24. So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said “a little gas never killed anyone

23. Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!

22. Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.

21. Q: What’s the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act? A: One has artifacts; the other does farty acts.

20. Q: What is invisible and smells of worms? A: A bird’s fart.

#19 – 10. Fart Humor and Jokes

19. Q: What does Mitt Romney say when he farts? A: Obama did it.

18. Q: What do you get if you eat refried beans and onions? A: Tear gas.

17. Q: What does it mean to ‘cupcake’ someone? A: Fart in your hand and put you hand in someone’s face

16. Q: Why don’t little girls fart? A: Because they don’t have assholes until they’re married.

15. Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

14. Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet? A: Holy Crap!

13. Q: What’s the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act? A: One has artifacts, the other does farty acts.

12. I’m not saying my wife’s farts are loud…But put it this way, she’ll never be hit by a ship.

11. Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

10. I woke myself up by farting last night. At least now theneighbors will never invite me round to see their holiday photos again.

#9 – 1. Fart Humor and Jokes

9. Q: What did one butthole say to the other? A: Let’s get the ffffaaarrrtt out of here!

8. What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

7. Q: Why don’t farts graduate from high school? A: Because they always end up getting expelled!

6. Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

5. Q: What’s the definition of bravery? A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

4. Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.

3. I rang the Incontinence Hotline yesterday. The woman said, “Can you hold, please.”

2. Q: What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans? A: Puss n Toots.

1.Q: What did Britney Spears say after she let one rip? A:”Oops I Sharted Again”

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