Top 101 Short Fishing Jokes

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Going fishing can be quite relaxing. However, it can also be very funny. With that in mind, check out the top 101 short fishing jokes. 

#101 – 90. Short Fishing Jokes

101. Q: Which fish can perform operations? A: A Sturgeon!

100. Why did the lobster blush? It saw the Queen Mary’s bottom

99. Why do they call him ‘River’? Because the biggest part ofhim is his mouth.

98. Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line!

97. Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Takea cod, any cod.

96. There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on theshore like an idiot.

95. Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feedhim for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the wholeweekend.

94. Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man tofish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

93. There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant. A couple offish got battered.

92. Little boy what are you fishing for? I’m not fishing, I’mdrowning worms

91. Q: How do fish go into business? A: The start on a smallscale!

90. Q: What do you call a fish whith a car? A: A carfish!

#89 – 80. Short Fishing Jokes

89. Where do you find a crab with no legs? Exactly where you left it.

88. What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loanshark!

87. Q: What do fish and women have in common? A: They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!

86. Q: What did one hillbilly say to another? A: I got a new flyrod and reel for my wife……best trade I ever made.

85. Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?A: Two fish got battered!

84. What should you do if you find a shark in your bed? Sleepsomewhere else.

83. How do you stick down an envelope under the water? With aseal.

82. Q: Where does a fish end-up when it flies? A: A magic carp

81. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the sea weed.

80. Q: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? A:Something catchy!

#79 – 70. Short Fishing Jokes

79. What is yellow and dangerous? Pike infested custard.

78. What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes youan offer you can’t refuse? The Codfather

77. Q: What do fish use for money? A: Sand dollars!

76. What do you call a Shark with a rocket launcher? Anything hetells you to.

75. Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a riverbank

74. What do you get is you cross a rose with a pike? I don’tknow but I wouldn’t put my nose too close to smell it

73. Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line!

72. Q: Why are fish so smart A: Because they swim in schools!

71. What lives under the sea and carries a lot of people? AnOctobus

70. Q: What do you call a fish without the eye? A: fsh

#69 – 60. Short Fishing Jokes

69. What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away.

68. Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A:One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!

67. What is the wettest animal in the world? A reindeer.

66. What country do fish come from? Finland!

65. Why are fish smarter than mice? Because they live inschools.

64. What do you call a deaf pike. Anything you like he cannothear you.

63. What do you call a baby whale that never stops crying? Alittle blubber

62. Q: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gymsock? A: A hook, line and stinker!

61. What do you call a pike with a gun? Sir

60. What did one sardine say to the other sardine when it saw asubmarine? There goes a can full of people.

#59 – 50. Short Fishing Jokes

59. Q: Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? A: Just for thehalibut!

58. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk!

57. Q: What does every fisherman want? A: A gillfriend

56. What can fly under the water? A bluebottle in a submarine

55. Q: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark? A: He hadonly two worms

54. Why do fish like worms? Because they’re hooked on them.

53. Q: Why did the fish cross the road? A: Cause it was hooked!

52. What do you call a fish without no eyes? Fsh.

51. Q: What is the richest fish in the world? A: A goldfish

50. Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: Ithink we should hook up!

#49 – 40. Short Fishing Jokes

49. Q: What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? A: A bassguitar

48. Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!

47. Q: What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? A:”You bass-tard!”

46. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I want tohold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.

45. Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while ice fishing? A: Becauseit’ll crack you up!.

44. Q: What do you call a fish that won’t shut up? A: Abig-mouthed bass!

43. Q: If fish lived on land, in which country would they live?A: Finland.

42. Fly-fisherman’s wife: “Give a man a fish and he eatsfor a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the wholeweekend”

41. Q: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut? A: Thebobber shop

40. What side of a fish has the most scales? The outside.

#39 – 30. Short Fishing Jokes

39. Man: Can I have a fly rod and reel for my son? Fishing ShopOwner: Sorry sir we don’t do trades.

38. What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? Dam.

37. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?Something catchy.

36. What kind of sea creature eats its victims two by two?Noah’s shark

35. Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall A:”Dam!”

34. What did the fish say when he posted bail? “I’m off thehook!”

33. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

32. Q: What is the fastest fish in the water? A: A motopike

31. Q: What is the fastest fish in the water? A: A motopike

30. What fish terrorises other fish? Jack the Kipper

#29 – 20. Short Fishing Jokes

29. Why did the salmon cross the road? Because it was tied tothe chicken.

28. Q: Where does a fish keep his money A: In the River Bank!

27. The only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much isthat it’s the only time he hears someone tell him, “Wow, that’s a bigone!”

26. Why can’t you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it’llcrack you up!.

25. How do I avoid infection from biting insects? That’s easy -don’t bite them

24. What has antlers and sucks your blood? A Moose-quito

23. What fish terrorises other fish? Jack the Kipper

22. What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed upsquid.

21. What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer? A fourton know it all.

20. Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net.

#19 – 10. Short Fishing Jokes

19. Where do fish keep their money? In a riverbank.

18. Q: What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can’t refuse? A: The Codfather

17. What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, anycod!

16. What do you call a lazy crayfish? A slobster.

15. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.

14. Q: What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? A:Darth Wader.

13. What side of a fish has the most scales? The outside.

12. Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish? A: Because they havetheir own scales!

11. Q: What do you call a small fish magician? A: A magic carpet

10. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do youknow how to drive this thing?”

#9 – 1. Short Fishing Jokes

9. Q: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together? A:Because Robin ate all the worms!

8. What swims and is highly dangerous? A trout with a handgrenade.

7. What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall? Dam!

6. Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A: Youcan’t tuna fish.

5. Q: What does the pope eat during lent? A: Holy mackerel!

4. Q: Where do football players go shopping in the offseason?A: The tackle shop.

3. Q: Where do fish sleep? A: In a river bed

2. Why do they call him ‘Fish’? Because he cannot keep his mouth shut.

1.What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’ttuna fish.

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