The Top 101 Superhero Jokes For National Superhero Day

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Superheroes are the symbol of the best among us. However, did you know they can be funny too? With that in mind, check out the top 101 superhero jokes.

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#101 – 90. Superhero Jokes

101. Q: Which super hero runs in marathons? A: Irun Man

100. Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil? A: In the sith grade!

99. Which foods do superheroes like best? Super-foods, of course!

98. Q: Why did Wonder Woman have to keep getting new airplanes? A: She kept forgetting where she parked her old one (her plane is invisible).

97. Q: What is a superhero’s favorite part of the joke? A: The “punch” line!

96. What do you get when you cross a superhero and the Dead Sea? A Deadpool!

95. What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does household chores? Ironing Man!

94. Did you hear the one about the Viking superhero who laughed at a joke? He was in Asterix!

93. What is best served cold? Just-ice!

92. A few guys in Spiderman costumes walked into a bar. Apparently, they were web designers!

91. Q: Why did Spiderman get in trouble with his mom? A: He spent too much time on the web.

90. Q: Which superhero likes to use public transportation? A: Bus Lightyear.

#89 – 80. Superhero Jokes

89. Q: What do superheroes put in their drinks? A: Just ice.

88. Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project? A: Energetically!

87. What does Superman eat his breakfast in? A Super-bowl, of course!

86. How do superheroes prepare their dinner? They save the food first!

85. Why did the old hard-of-hearing man distrust Batman? He thought he was called Bad man!

84. Q: What’s the difference between Batman and a robber? A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

83. What happened when Batman visited Westeros? He formed the Dark Knight’s Watch!

82. What superheroes and computers have in common? Screen savers!

81. Q: What outdoor sport does Spiderman like? A: Fly fishing.

80. How was the superhero party? It was pretty Lo-ki!

#79 – 70. Superhero Jokes

79. Q: Which super hero wears the neatest suits? A: Iron Man

78. Q: Why did Bruce’s dentist give him mouth wash? A: Because he had bat breath.

77. What will The Avengers change their name to when they retire? The Forgivers!

76. Q: What was Captain America when he was younger? A: Lieutenant America

75. How do you know Cat Woman likes you? She purrs!

74. Q: Why did Robin pick up the telephone? A: It bat-a-rang.

73. What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing? She gave him her fist!

72. How many Blonde Phantom‘s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one – she’s quite capable of looking after herself. And, saving her boss’s life on occasion, too!

71. Q: What is a superhero’s favorite drink? A: Fruit punch!

70. Q. “What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?” A. “An armoured car!”

#69 – 60. Superhero Jokes

69. Q: Which superhero won the best singer competition? A: Captain American Idol

68. Q: Which super hero is the most curious? A: Wonder Woman

67. Q: What is Doc Ock’s favorite month? A: Ock-tober.

66. What is Black Panther’s goal in life? To find his purr-pose!

65. Did you hear the joke about the superhero Wind Man? I don’t know what it was, but apparently, everyone was blown away!

64. Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week? Thors-day, of course!

63. Q: What is Thor’s favorite food? A: Thor-tillas

62. Q: What is Aquaman’s favorite football team? A: The Miami Dolphins.

61. What sneakers does Superman wear? Nike Air Walkers!

60. Q: What is Superman’s greatest weakness? A: A bucking horse.

#59 – 50. Superhero Jokes

59. Q: Why did Wolverine bring Wonder Woman with him to the used car dealer? A: So she could use her Lasso of Truth on the salesman.

58. Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month? A: Web-ruary

57. What do you get when you cross Harley Quinn with a motorbike? A Harley Davidsquinn!

56. Q: How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit? A: The World Wide Web

55. Q: Why did all the pictures come out dark from the Superhero party? A: They forgot to invite the Flash.

54. Q: What baseball position does Spiderman like most? A: The outfield because he catches the most flies.

53. Q: Why is Spiderman such good baseball player? A: He knows how to catch flies.

52. Q: What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin? A: Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

51. Q: Why was Dick Grayson called Robin? A: Calling him the early bird sounded silly.

50. Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb? A: None. They like the dark.

#49 – 40. Superhero Jokes

49. Which place do superheroes flock to? Cape town!

48. Q: Why did Spiderman borrow his parent’s car? A: To take it out for a spin.

47. Q: What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week? A: Flyday.

46. Q: Which superhero spends too much time in the sun? A: Cap-TAN America

45. Q: How does Spiderman communicate with other superheroes? A: The world wide web.

44. Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom? A: Superbowl.

43. Q: Why doesn’t Mr. Freeze have any friends? A: He gives everyone the cold shoulder

42. Q: What is Aquamans favorite bird? A: Sea-gulls.

41. Which game show features superheroes? The Greatest Cape!

40. What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels? Wandering Woman!

#39 – 30. Superhero Jokes

39. Q: What is Supermans favorite drink? A: Fruit punch.

38. Q: Why did Bruce’s date go badly? A: Because he has BAT breath!

37. What does Batman do when he meets a villain for the first time? He gives them a chair- to the face!

36. Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team? A: He was the bat-boy.

35. Why does Deadpool have such stamina? Because he has Deadpoolication!

34. Why does Batman avoid taking public transport? His bat-breath!

33. Which superheroes don’t wear capes? Mums and Dads!

32. What do heroes like Spiderman and Ant-Man have in common? They bug the villains!

31. Q: Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner? A: He’s afraid of krypto-night.

30. Q: What superhero uses public transportation? A: Bus Lightyear!

#29 – 20. Superhero Jokes

29. What do cameras and superheroes have in common? A Flash!

28. Q: What dance do Ant-Man and Wasp do together? A: The jitterbug.

27. Why does Superman fear the dark? Because it’s his krypto-nite!

26. Q: Who is Thor’s favorite singer? A: MC Hammer

25. Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain? A: Sassquatch!

24. Q: How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled? A: With help from Iron Man.

23. What is Batman’s baseball-playing alter ego called? Bat-man!

22. Q: Where’s Spiderman’s home page? A: On the world wide web.

21. What is Bat Girl’s secret superpower? Batting her eyelashes!

20. What do The Silver Surfer and Iron Man have in common? They are both attracted to magnets!

#19 – 10. Superhero Jokes

19. Q: Why couldn’t Batman go fishing? A: Robin ate all the worms.

18. Q: What is Iron Man’s best gymnastic move? A: A ferrous wheel.

17. Q: Why doesn’t Ant Man play video games? A: He lost to Ultron too many times.

16. Why did the kid feel left out of the superhero meet-and-greet? The sign above the line said, “fans only”! He thought they meant literal cooling fans!

15. Why do Dutch people find the Guardians of the Galaxy movies hilarious? Because they think Groot is saying “I am big” all the time. The word “groot” means “big,” “large,” and “great” in Dutch!

14. Which superhero is great at making jokes and puns? The Pun-isher!

13. Q: What party game does Ant Man like most? A: The scAVENGER hunt.

12. What do aspiring superheroes and drag queens have in common? They both want to be ex-men!

11. Q: How did Supergirl fix the broken bridge? A: A lot of Super Glue

10. What do superhero kids and parents do to get their kids to school? They Deadpool!