Top 12 Air Force Jokes
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Jokes about the different military branches are as old as the military. Check out below for the top 12 air force jokes!
#12 – 10. Air Force Jokes
12. Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots A: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.
11. When caught speeding, a soldier on military leave tried to talk the policewoman out of giving him a ticket. He inquired, “Would it make a difference if I told you that I’m in the Air Force?” The police officer answered, “Yes, but only if you were driving an airplane.”
10. Q: Where do rabbits learn how to fly? A: In the hare force!
#9 – 1. Air Force Jokes
9. Q: When does an Air Force officer need a hair cut? A: Never, they get it before its needed!
8. Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
7. Q: How many Air Force Cadets does it take to change a flat tire? A: Three, two to go for a beer and one to call daddy.
6. How Do You Play Air Force Bingo? B-52…F-16…A-10.
5. How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over? A. He says “but enough about me – wanna hear about my plane?”
4. Humankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there.
3. Q: How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb? A: One…he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
2. Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you.
1. Q: What did the musician say to the air force? A: I think we have enough air support.
Ideas for the top 12 air force jokes were taken from the following sources.[1]Airforce Moms – Jokes[2]Jokes 4 Us – Air Force Joke[3]Reader’s Digest – Military Jokes[4]Ranker – The Best Military Jokes
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