Top 12 Grief Jokes

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Grief is something that is hard for people to get through. Sometimes humor is the best way to get through it. With that in mind, check out the top 12 grief jokes.

#12 – 10. Grief Jokes

12. I came into a pile of cash when my grandmother died. Weird fetishes help me deal with grief.

11. What’s the difference between new and old hamburger meat? One is ground beef and the other is browned grief.

10. What do you call a grieving rabbi in a field? Mourning jew.

#9 – 1. Grief Jokes

9. A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died,” she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years.” “Amazing,” said the councilor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward.”

8. I just want to let all of the Hillary supporters out there that I share their grief. I post it to facebook where me and my friends can laugh at it together.

7. The day after violent video games became illegal…a school was flooded with lava in the world’s first mass griefing.

6. How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy’s evemtual death? Good grief.

5. What is the first stage of grief for an Egyptian? Denile.

4. What’s the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

3. My grief counsellor died just the other day. He was so good though, I didn’t care.

2. My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said, “Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?” A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend. I’m really happy that my prayer worked.

1. I think Holocaust deniers actually took what happened worse than the rest of us…I mean, they’re still stuck on the first stage of grief.

Ideas for the top 12 grief jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – Grief Joke^[2]Unijokes – Joke #931^[3]upjoke – grieving jokes